3 definitions by jordan b

log jam

When your trying to poop and it gets stuck in the hole. (Constipation)

"I tried to let 'er go but i had a log jam"

by jordan b November 19, 2003

brown bombing

When you shit directly off a tall building and let the poop hit the ground at an increidble velocity.

This one guy did it to a person and the person had a bruise for a week it hit them so hard

by jordan b November 19, 2003

cocainus

The rare act of rimming ones anus with cocaine to induce a slower, deeper, high.

"I can't believe I just saw Raj do cocainus! He's fucking crazy!"

by jordan b September 16, 2005