131 definitions by jonaThan

bum beads

bum beads are droplets of saliva left after some serious ass rimming.

"Did you meet Nick at the gay bar the other night?" "Yeah, sure did. I went back to his place and rimmed him for ages. When I was done, I pulled away and could make out his bum beads."

by jonaThan June 14, 2006

smashed

Word used to describe a vagina that's beat and/or resembles pastrami.

She must have just got through fucking an army of dudes because she was smashed!

She wouldn't feel a fence post there, she's smashed.

by jonaThan January 15, 2005

tubbylard

As wisey (q.v) only on a more regular basis

my missus was up all night tubbylarding

by jonaThan September 10, 2003

Nobo

the art of being a total dumbass one who knows nothing about anything

Nicholas you stupid nobo

by jonaThan March 28, 2005

blogosphere

The sum total of all interactive web log blog communication.

It can also refer to a particular web community that allows for opinionated commentary on news stories.

"Dailykos.com is a major liberal outlet in the blogosphere."

by jonaThan September 28, 2004

desert

commonly refers to the DESERT EAGLE .50 pistol invented in the 80's by Magnum Research Incorporated.
The DEagle fires a half inch slug that can do serious damage to human body tissue or can puncture armor such as Kevlar.

I need a powerful handgun so I will buy a Desert to smoke them fools at my smoke.

by jonaThan May 1, 2004

butchers

a place where they chop up dead animals

i'm going to get some beef from the butchers

by jonaThan November 20, 2003