22 definitions by johny fucking depp

candy

something kids would pay $1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 for

5 year old me loved candy

by johny fucking depp April 9, 2021

school

something that causes us all physical, mental, and emotional pain and suffering

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by johny fucking depp March 9, 2021

school

the boiler room of hell that gives the majority of people who go to it have physical, mental, and emotional pain and suffering. 70% of the fucking shit you learn there you end up forgetting, or it is something you will never need to use in the majority of your life. most of the food there is literally food from hell's trash can, or rotting dog shit. lets face it, school gives everybody who reads this definition pain and suffering until like 16 (bc u dont have to go to college) . i dont even know why I wrote all of this because the definition of school is just mental and emotion suffering

me: *gets beat up at school*
teachers: oh no! anyway *random shit you will never use in your life*

by johny fucking depp March 10, 2021

oiuy uijuijk

when you bang your head on the keyboard

you guys better like this def because i literally had to bang my head on the keyboard so you better like it or else...

person 1: oiuy uijuijk

person 2: wtf
person1: i just banged my head on my keyboard
person 2: why
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by johny fucking depp February 9, 2021

nothing

what i can do after a long day of online classes

i just got done with online school and the only thing i plan on doing is nothing

by johny fucking depp March 31, 2021

1

the IQ of you XD

my childhood bully has an IQ of less than 1

by johny fucking depp April 5, 2021

shit

something school makes me feel like

school is shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit

by johny fucking depp March 8, 2021