7 definitions by johnney napalm
something very stupid that someone says way too much in a very small amount of time and becomes incredibly annoying.
by johnney napalm December 31, 2008
when something you normally hate offers a free thing if you buy it, such as a toy, mini board game, blah blah blah. freebait literally translates into free and bait. free meaning free and bait meaning the free thing to draw you into buying crappy stuff.
little jimmy buys a box of generic-o's cereal for the free prize inside. his mom says he must eat the whole box. jimmy was freebaited
by johnney napalm January 25, 2008
when you are headbanging to music and you get too excited and end up really tiring your neck out so it is difficult to keep your head up.
"hey joe! how was that Slayer concert?"
"not so good."
"what? but it was a slayer concert. how could it be bad?"
"oh, it was great, but when Jeff and Tom started swinging their necks around, i did the same. now i can barely keep my neck up."
"oh, i see. thats what you call getting a neckwreck."
"now you tell me!"
"not so good."
"what? but it was a slayer concert. how could it be bad?"
"oh, it was great, but when Jeff and Tom started swinging their necks around, i did the same. now i can barely keep my neck up."
"oh, i see. thats what you call getting a neckwreck."
"now you tell me!"
by johnney napalm January 25, 2008
the term used when u engage in cybersex with someone you think is something like an 18 year old woman or something like that, but turns out to be a 14 year old boy, for example. usually, the the one who is interfakefucked never learns the truth. it usually happens in chat rooms.
julie: "callme920 says he is a 17 year old stud. should i go for it."
sydney: "yes. go for it, gal!"
callme920 and julie have cybersex.
elsewhere...
joe: "man this girl is easy to fool."
steve: "i know u interfakefucked her for an hour! high five!"
joe is really a 14 year old horny boy. julie is 17. she never learns the truth.
sydney: "yes. go for it, gal!"
callme920 and julie have cybersex.
elsewhere...
joe: "man this girl is easy to fool."
steve: "i know u interfakefucked her for an hour! high five!"
joe is really a 14 year old horny boy. julie is 17. she never learns the truth.
by johnney napalm December 31, 2008
jerry: "dude, yesterday i walked under my tree in my front yard, ana a crapload of water balloons fell on me. i went inside to dry off and all my white towels were covered in mayo."
michael: "thats crazy"
(michael has pranked jerry)
jerry: how long has that car been there? someone is out to get me man. the are everywhere. you gotta get me outta here!
michael: "haha! i got you man! it was all me! i did it when you were out yesterday! haha!"
jerry: "man thats not funny! i was completely prankanoid you jerk! im gonna get you back man!"
michael: "thats crazy"
(michael has pranked jerry)
jerry: how long has that car been there? someone is out to get me man. the are everywhere. you gotta get me outta here!
michael: "haha! i got you man! it was all me! i did it when you were out yesterday! haha!"
jerry: "man thats not funny! i was completely prankanoid you jerk! im gonna get you back man!"
by johnney napalm January 25, 2008
completely ridiculous; totally inexpected
"dude, that donkey just nailed a girl."
"thats not weird for a male donkey to nail a female donkey, dumbass!"
"no, it was a human girl."
"thats fradonkulous, dude!"
"and she liked it."
".....um."
"thats not weird for a male donkey to nail a female donkey, dumbass!"
"no, it was a human girl."
"thats fradonkulous, dude!"
"and she liked it."
".....um."
by johnney napalm December 31, 2008
by johnney napalm December 14, 2007