8 definitions by johnfitzgibbonsIII
The act of having sex with a morbidly obese individual who can be likened to Jabba the Hutt from Star Wars.
Jimmy: I had sex with Marion last night.
Bimmy: Yeah, well I had sex with LaQuoyashawniqua.
Jimmy: So you're saying you had huttsex.
Bimmy: Let's fight to the death!
Bimmy: Yeah, well I had sex with LaQuoyashawniqua.
Jimmy: So you're saying you had huttsex.
Bimmy: Let's fight to the death!
by johnfitzgibbonsIII September 11, 2008
To perform the scarsdale surprise, one must do the following:
1. Pick up a girl/guy at a bar and go back to your place for sex.
2. Make sure they fall asleep naked.
3. Wait until they are asleep. Then pick them up out of the bed and lay them outside your door naked whilst adamantly refusing to let them back in or to give them their clothes back.
1. Pick up a girl/guy at a bar and go back to your place for sex.
2. Make sure they fall asleep naked.
3. Wait until they are asleep. Then pick them up out of the bed and lay them outside your door naked whilst adamantly refusing to let them back in or to give them their clothes back.
Perverted Cabbie: Nice rack, sweetass!
Arielle: Fuck you shitface. Some guy just gave me a scarsdale surprise.
Arielle: Fuck you shitface. Some guy just gave me a scarsdale surprise.
by johnfitzgibbonsIII July 7, 2006
A girl who has nice looking pictures of herself on the internet, but it extremely ugly in real life.
Roald: I first met Alice on myspace and she looked pretty hot. But when I met her in person she was a real gross!! What gives.
Roald's friend Artem: You've been fooled by a net yeti.
Roald: Let's shoot her.
Roald's friend Artem: You've been fooled by a net yeti.
Roald: Let's shoot her.
by johnfitzgibbonsIII July 7, 2006
A derogatory term used to describe a promiscuous woman.
It is meant to signify that she "soaks up semen" from multiple males, and that this is her prime function in life.
It is meant to signify that she "soaks up semen" from multiple males, and that this is her prime function in life.
Dave: Dude, I just fucked Larhonda!
Cam Neely: She's got a sweet ass, but she's a real jizzrag.
Dave: I'd better go get an HIV test then.
Cam Neely: you're gonna have to get one in 3 months too.
Cam Neely: She's got a sweet ass, but she's a real jizzrag.
Dave: I'd better go get an HIV test then.
Cam Neely: you're gonna have to get one in 3 months too.
by johnfitzgibbonsIII January 23, 2008
Synonymous with shit.
by johnfitzgibbonsIII June 1, 2006
This prejudiced term refers to black families and people who work hard to get enough money to leave the ghetto and move to a more respectable neighborhood.
This is the primary cause for white flight in the once affluent suburbs of the U.S.
This is the primary cause for white flight in the once affluent suburbs of the U.S.
Joseph: I grew up in Harlem but graduated from Harvard with a 4.0, and a degree in Law. I decided to move to scarsdale into a nice house. My white neighbors moved out 2 years later. I overheard them saying they were victims of black attack.
by johnfitzgibbonsIII July 7, 2006
A website where people post their picture for strangers to rate on a scale of 1 - 10. The highest marks tend to go to the white anglo-saxon women with dyed blonde hair, or any girl showing the least bit of tit.
by johnfitzgibbonsIII May 20, 2006