john smith's definitions

Weaksauce

calling one "weak sauce" compares an individual to the "mild" sauce found at Taco Bell; weak, insignificant, attempting to be like the other hot sauces, but not living up to expectations.

"Dude, that papercut was some weaksauce bs."

by John Smith April 9, 2006

snakeeyes

openly camp homosexual

people who act like queers off of 60's tv

by John Smith March 27, 2003

hanniford

a weard prick who does it doggie with the teacher

weard

by john smith October 21, 2003

texas

A state in the southern USA. Its in the south. There are billboards about Jesus. One can buy waffles there.

Look! a billboard about Jesus and waffles!

by John Smith April 3, 2004

spoat

Something stylish and sporty. Ofton used to describe cars, particularly BMWs

Get your meximobile honda outta here and make way for my bimmer spoat!

by John Smith May 12, 2003

am-3p

a song that comes in all sorts of variations on DDR.

am-3p
am-3p (303 bassmix)
am-3p (am east mix)
... and more

"I finally beat am-3p in standard mode"

"Stupid n00b"

by John Smith February 26, 2004

Marathon

The greatest game ever.

Marathon is such an awesome game.

by John Smith April 16, 2004