john smith's definitions
A phish song, guyute was a ugly pig, who walked on me and dance a jig, that he had learned when he was six, then stopped and did some other tricks, like pulling weapons from his coat, and holding them against my throat, he lecuried me in language starnge, then scamppered quickly out of range
by John Smith January 27, 2005
Get the Guyutemug. grabbing a woman's vagina with both hands, spreading it wide apart and insert your head into it like a lion tamer.
by john smith March 30, 2005
Get the lion tamermug. The feeling that the American, and general western liberal elites in the media, politics and academia get when they contemplate all the actions of Mikhail Gorbachev--the man they credit with bringing peace to the world, mostly since they hate Ronald Reagan (That cowboy!) too much to credit him with the fall of the Soviet Union. Whether or not they see that development as a bad thing is another story in itself...
A Gorbasm, ladies & gentlemen, is fake. A Gorbasm is a phony feeling of bliss and euphoria. Mikhail Gorbachev was credited by the media, and by many liberals in this country, with preserving the peace and security of the planet threatened by warmonger Ronald Reagan, and with bringing freedom to Eastern Europe and what used to be the Soviet Union.
To me, the Reagan defense buildup showed that we could maintain a world-class defense and a first-class economy, and the Soviets crumbled trying to keep up.
The time for worldwide jubilation was the day the USSR disintegrated. Gorbachev’s ouster has given the best reason in the world to have that one final, but sincere, Gorbasm. For now that the communist regime has imploded, there truly is a chance for lasting peace.
To me, the Reagan defense buildup showed that we could maintain a world-class defense and a first-class economy, and the Soviets crumbled trying to keep up.
The time for worldwide jubilation was the day the USSR disintegrated. Gorbachev’s ouster has given the best reason in the world to have that one final, but sincere, Gorbasm. For now that the communist regime has imploded, there truly is a chance for lasting peace.
by John Smith October 14, 2004
Get the gorbasmmug. a song, which was remade for Dance Dance Revolution, which all n00bs play on beginner mode which they then fail
by John Smith February 26, 2004
Get the we will rock youmug. by John Smith January 6, 2004
Get the huw manmug. Total title for the OGG-audio code.
License free.
Supports multiple channels up to 256.
Far more superior to elder technologies as the German MP3-code.
Will not be used in the industry that quickly.
License free.
Supports multiple channels up to 256.
Far more superior to elder technologies as the German MP3-code.
Will not be used in the industry that quickly.
by John Smith November 2, 2003
Get the Ogg Vorbismug. A small absorbent cotton pad placed in ones underwear over the anal opening in order to catch debris and unwanted particles.
Change pad every 3 hours on heavy days and every 6 on light days.
Change pad every 3 hours on heavy days and every 6 on light days.
In order to get rid of the unsightly stains in my underwear, i began wearing nunue pads and am now stain free.
by John Smith March 11, 2004
Get the nunue padmug.