john smith's definitions

stafs

depends on context of sentence, ie it is a reaction.

Kate: My dog died
Tarnia: (sadly) Oh stafs

Simone: I got laid last nite
Tarnia: (excitedly) STAFS!

by john smith May 13, 2005

painters

When a woman begins to ovulate and is becoming generally cranky and anooyed at everyone.

Damn, i told sarah to suck me off but then she started screaming at me, she must be on her period.

by John Smith March 21, 2003

Queef

A nickname of Keith Graham, often used for purposes of torment as well as just to put him in an overall sour mood. In certain situations the name queef can be a useful tool for smacking that goofy grin off of his face.

Queef stop being such a straight up geek!

by John Smith July 11, 2004

insurance company whore

one who gains insurance company dollars by using there profession to deceive

That disablities exspert was a real insurance company whore.

by john smith March 31, 2003

buttstabber

noun word used to describe one who gives anal sex

God Jim, your such a buttstabber

by john smith March 27, 2003

Waherda

It's the way white people say "word" when they are making fun of black people. Most commonly found on the basketball court by white kids with head bands, arm bands, and finger bands with no left hand and glasses.

Waherda man, I saw that dawg be trippin' on da court when he be foulin' you my ni... I mean brotha!

by John Smith June 26, 2004

young love

the forbidden love a 21 year old has for a 16 year old lolita. aka 'Jail Bait'

Hopefully Jordan pulled out of his young love so he won't be charged with statutory rape.

by John Smith May 13, 2005