8 definitions by joeontheSOR

Jesses

Jesses is the highest level of zest that could ever be achieved. The only time this happened was when a man thanked his friend Steven and busted all over him

Person one: thank you Steven this may jus be what I need to buss

Person two: oh hell naw that was Jesses

by joeontheSOR July 8, 2023

Measty

Measty is the highest level that should be used in public it is 10x shmeasty

Person one: who is that comin-

Person two:shhhhhh who is that coming off the pick n roll *sings in angelic voice*

Person one: yo voice beautiful

Person two: man you complimenting a man that is so Measty

by joeontheSOR July 8, 2023

Shmazesty

Shmazesty is the highest on the zestoscale possible for a mortal to reach, the only example of this happening is when a man named Sean said “gyatt w sigma Ohio rizz” this caused a nuclear reaction where the cream monster came inside of everyone because he summoned it.

Person one: I’m naked with my kids

Person two: that was so shmazesty

by joeontheSOR July 8, 2023

shzesty

Shzesty pronounced “sh-i-zesty” is 10x more zesty than zesty on the zestoscale. In reference zesty is a 10 on the zestoscale

Person one: wanna go get iced coffee

Person two: oh hell naw boy that’s shzesty

by joeontheSOR July 8, 2023

Shiestie

Shiestie referring to the zestoscale is a 1000 on the scale which is 10x shzesty. It is rarely used because of how rare it is.

Person one: *playing game where you try to fill a balloon with as much water” you gonna make me bust

Person 2: pause dawg that’s so shiestie

by joeontheSOR July 8, 2023

Shmeasty

Shmeasty is 10x as rare as shiestie and is very ultra rare. You only use this sparingly

Person one: gyatt Ohio sigma rizz

Person two: kys ur so shmeasty

by joeontheSOR July 8, 2023

zestoscale

ranking for zest. it goes zesty shzesty shiestie shmeasty measty shmazesty jesses

person one: I be touchen boys

person two: thats gotta be atleast 1000 on the zestoscale

by joeontheSOR July 8, 2023