Shmazesty is the highest on the zestoscale possible for a mortal to reach, the only example of this happening is when a man named Sean said “gyatt w sigma Ohio rizz” this caused a nuclear reaction where the cream monster came inside of everyone because he summoned it.
Person one: I’m naked with my kids

Person two: that was so shmazesty
by joeontheSOR July 8, 2023
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