joel67's definitions

Fucktacular

A totally sarcastic way of saying, "That's spectacular!"

A bird just pooped on my head and my jacket... Well this is simply fucktacular.

by Joel67 December 28, 2005

carpe dude'm

Seizing the opportunity to date a guy as soon as he becomes available.

Mindy: "I heard John finally broke up with Ashley! I'm going to get on that right away... Carpe dude'm!"

Candace: Ah, yes. That's latin for "slut," right?

by joel67 January 25, 2011

googel

What stupid people type when attempting to reach the popular Search engine, Google.

"Oh man, I totally just hit a craptacular virus site, I typed in googel instead of google. Shat."

by Joel67 April 9, 2006

charred eyebrows

What happens when someone gets extremely mad at you, thus implying the angry person got so mad he/she breathed fire in your face, charring your eyebrows.

Dude 1: "Man! John's girlfriend got so mad at him for cheating on her last night - she's screaming at him as we speak."

Dude 2: "Yeah, he's totally gonna have charred eyebrows."

by Joel67 October 27, 2007

Goosebumps

Excellent book series of the 90's, (written by R.L. Stine,) which spawned a terribly mediocre television series under the same name.

"Ugh, change the channel, that dumb "Goosebumps" is on. I'd much rather enjoy the high-quality books."

by Joel67 May 5, 2005

Bodybreak

the best damn television commercial-ish series in the world.

Joanne McLeod and Hal Johnson always told me, "Stay fit and have fun!"

...BODYBREAK!!!

by Joel67 May 27, 2007

mother effer

What wholesome people say to avoid swearing.

Grandmother: Oh, mother effer, I just burned my hands on this apple pie!

Granddaughter: Mother who?

Grandmother: Ahhh... Mrs. Effer... yes, she lives down the street. (Runs away.)

by Joel67 May 8, 2007