joel67's definitions

Twitter balance

Maintaining a Twitter balance: having more followers than people you are following.

Uhhh I would follow you, but that would throw off my Twitter balance.

by Joel67 December 3, 2010

lahdy tahd

A rather plump or irrelevant tard, or tahd. Pronounced "loddy todd" in a HIGHLY sophisticated manner.

I gave chase to the lahdy tahd, and captured him with ease. They're not very quick on their feet.

by Joel67 May 5, 2005

Arcade Fire

An extremely fucked up band out of Montreal.

"Goodness me, what is that fucked up song playing on the radio?"
"A bunch of crackheads who go by the name of "Arcade Fire." They're weird."

by Joel67 May 22, 2005

carpe dude'm

Seizing the opportunity to date a guy as soon as he becomes available.

Mindy: "I heard John finally broke up with Ashley! I'm going to get on that right away... Carpe dude'm!"

Candace: Ah, yes. That's latin for "slut," right?

by joel67 January 25, 2011

foodie porn

Foodie porn is comparable to the concept of "regular" porn, in which the viewer pleasures themselves while viewing sexual content.

Instead of pleasuring oneself, the viewer consumes food while watching attractive presentation of food being prepared/consumed on-screen.

Foodie 1: Oh, my God. Did you see Hell's Kitchen on the Food Network last night? I had a lightly braised halibut filet with dill sauce accompanied by some lovely asparagus and mixed greens.

Foodie 2: Oh, you know it baby. When they made that filet mignon, I just couldn't look away. Total foodie porn.

by Joel67 April 19, 2009

thaiky

A combination of the words "Thai" and "tacky," meaning when decorations in a Thai restaurant or other Thai setting are absolutely hideous.

"Ewww... This restaurant is SO thaiky."

Pronounced (tie-kee).

by Joel67 April 14, 2006

Fucktacular

A totally sarcastic way of saying, "That's spectacular!"

A bird just pooped on my head and my jacket... Well this is simply fucktacular.

by Joel67 December 28, 2005