384 definitions by joecoolthefool

Trump hammer

The verbal beatdown you deliver to someone who challenges your power or questions your authority on any issue. You are successful, powerful and unstoppable and you won't tolerate anyone who disrespects you. Donald Trump, The Donald, Trumper, Trumpet, Trumpism, Trumpspeak, make America great again, The Apprentice, Republican

I unleashed the Trump hammer on this guy at work. He said I didn't know what I was doing on this money market fund I was managing. How dare he challenge me!

by joecoolthefool May 15, 2016

trumpspeak

The bombastic and narcissistic speech where a person praises their success and develops amnesia about any failures. The person challenges anyone who questions what they say. Donald Trump, Trump, Trumper, Trumpet, The Donald, Make America Great Again

I had to sit through 3 hours of this motivational speaker who was all about Trumpspeak. He acted like he was the best thing since sliced bread.

by joecoolthefool January 8, 2016

Jamesbonding

A person who tries to change his look and act like James Bond to make himself feel confident and cool. The person wears nice shirts and ties, upgrades his watch and tries to add new wheels or stripes to his non-luxury car to make it cool looking. James Bond, 007, bonding, secret agent, secret agent man, luxury, high-end

I have been fat all of my life and now that I've lost weight, it is time for me to do some jamesbonding. I'm buying some fly clothes and a new watch and getting my car detailed.

by joecoolthefool November 11, 2015

golf talking

Speaking in a whispered tone like you hear on tv when a golfer is about to take a shot. golf, whispering, whisper, talking, speaking, speech, hush

We were in the movie theater and Jack was golf talking throughout the movie, it was so annoying.

by joecoolthefool September 21, 2017

i'm going to do so much winning

The cocky, optimistic view of one's future success. The Donald, Trump, Trumpism, Trumpster, Trumper, Trumpet, The Apprentice, winning, Republican, winner, leader, CEO

I'm going to do so much winning when I start my new job, I may be CEO by the end of the year. You know who you sound like, I know I know, The Donald!

by joecoolthefool February 23, 2016

propoganda pushers

The media outlets run by the Establishment that destroy any political candidate who does not support the agenda of corporations and the superrich. corporate media, the liberal media, the 1%, corporations, superrich, the Establishment, journalists, reporters, network news, cable news, biased media

I am so tired of these propoganda pushers trashing my favorite candidate every day. The news is so biased.

by joecoolthefool October 19, 2016

Toast the testicles

The act of passing gas with your clothes on such that the heat from the fart is trapped in your pants and then passes across your balls and warms them. testicles, balls, scrotum, penis, junk, fart, break wind, pass gas, gouch, butt, butthole

I showered because I had to toast the testicles when I was laying on the sofa.

by joecoolthefool May 26, 2016