joe blow's definitions

shiiiit

used to express the unlikelyhood of something happening.

person: would you pop to the stores and get some milk?
james: Shiiit!

person:do you think you've got a chance with that girl?
James: Shiiit!

James: I really like doing this newspaper...shiiit!

by Joe Blow November 25, 2004

stinkbomb

1. John Scabowzki
2. Smelly Polish Bastard
3. Are person at the slut who can't afford pitstick and wreaks of bo and immigant home cooking.

Stunkbomb presented the psp at work yes.

by joe blow December 5, 2004

dumb mother fucker

national security since bush took over

why we John Kerry as president he will lead our national security to becoem safer then bush ever could

by joe blow March 3, 2004

hot fart

when u have a hell of a lot more peanut butter than u r supposed to, you expel a warm, wet, potent fart

dude i just had a hot fary so u might want to clear out.

by Joe Blow March 13, 2004

dickmunch

A term of endearment used by momma dick's when they are happy their children at their dinner.

Sally Dick, Why are you the GREATEST dickmunch their ever was?!

by Joe Blow February 2, 2004

fucktart

Synonymous with asspirate

This guy Bobbie Stan, he is a real fucktart.

by Joe Blow October 31, 2002

stumpy

A dick that is 2 times the size wide as it is long

Man, I don't know what the hell that thing was, looked like a stumpy

by joe blow November 12, 2002