joe blow's definitions

unauthorised hottie

An individual that isnt exactly classified as hot or attractive but there is something about them that makes them irresistible or sexy.

"Martin is fucking hott!"
"I cant pin point it.. but something about that guy that makes him hot as."

by Joe Blow July 6, 2004

cocksuckered

To screw something up very badly.

Trapper really cocksuckered our football season when he jumped offsides on fourth down.

by Joe Blow November 30, 2003

stinkbomb

1. John Scabowzki
2. Smelly Polish Bastard
3. Are person at the slut who can't afford pitstick and wreaks of bo and immigant home cooking.

Stunkbomb presented the psp at work yes.

by joe blow December 5, 2004

jd

an iced out gangsta with 50 bitches on each arm and a car with bling blingin pimp-ass rims

those rims r iced out holmes

by joe blow February 15, 2003

shiiiit

used to express the unlikelyhood of something happening.

person: would you pop to the stores and get some milk?
james: Shiiit!

person:do you think you've got a chance with that girl?
James: Shiiit!

James: I really like doing this newspaper...shiiit!

by Joe Blow November 25, 2004

Dirty Pablo

To pull your Johnson out of a girls (or guys) ass and promptly shove it in her mouth.

While I was jackhammering her ass I decided to give her a dirty Pablo, I so pulled pole out and shoved it in her mouth! She loved it!

by Joe Blow February 11, 2005

acute dick

a dick that turns around on itself that has less then a 90 degree turn

man that guy got an acute that hits him straight in the gut when he bends over

by joe blow November 12, 2002