joe blow's definitions

euroweenie

A European, or American who wishes he/she were European, with an ultra-liberal view of the world, who believes that the United States should roll over like a bunch of pussies and become testicle-less Socialist wimps like they are.

John Kerry is a Euroweenie.

by Joe Blow February 2, 2005

Dick Cheney

Our great and courageous Vice President.

Liberal fucktards hate him which makes me like him even more.

Dick Cheney is a fine American leader.

by Joe Blow February 2, 2005

Dirty Pablo

To pull your Johnson out of a girls (or guys) ass and promptly shove it in her mouth.

While I was jackhammering her ass I decided to give her a dirty Pablo, I so pulled pole out and shoved it in her mouth! She loved it!

by Joe Blow February 11, 2005

poetry

can be good but usually dumb

wow your poetry could be good but its probably dumb

by JOE BLOW June 17, 2004

talk to the hand

When you lift your hand to stop a perfectly good conversation of mocking somone. "Talk to the Hand" is, has, and always will be stupid stupid stupid. It is done by annoying white girls and oreos. Stupid Stupid Stupid.

Me: Wow so I heard your an idiot
Stupid idiot: Talk to the hand
Me: Wow stupid!

by JOE BLOW June 17, 2004

moist joyce

when your mother-in-law lets you see her bush and you both will never forget it.

I love to see moist joyce

by joe blow November 11, 2004

shiiiit

used to express the unlikelyhood of something happening.

person: would you pop to the stores and get some milk?
james: Shiiit!

person:do you think you've got a chance with that girl?
James: Shiiit!

James: I really like doing this newspaper...shiiit!

by Joe Blow November 25, 2004