1. When a man shits in a woman's vagina while blowina an ancient ram horn one of those horns that goes "wwwwwwwvvvvvvvhhhhhhhhhhhhhbbbbbbbbgttttt " now you may think this serves a purpose, but unfortunately this is completely unnecessary saran wrap can also be used to seal in the freshness
2. When a female bear shoves its shit up its pussy for warmth during hibernation
John: So how was your time with starla las t night?
Rick: Oh it was great i gave a her a shatty fatmas!
John: Ohh AWESOME!!
Rick: Yeah she went to Shoprite to pick up a 6 pack of douches
Crocodile Hunter: NOW OBSERVE AS THE FEMALE USES THE SHATTY FATMAS TECHNIQUE FOR WARMTH!!