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10 definitions by jmc

 
1.
to suck cum out of another's ass/vagina using one's mouth.
Mark feltched his cum out of Harvey's corn hole with grace and style last night.
by JMC November 25, 2003
 
2.
What a woman gets when you try to give her a pearl necklace, but aim too high. Usually worn with pearl brow rings, pearl liprings, pearl earrings.
by jmc October 16, 2002
 
3.
The sacrum. That is, the small indent above the ass crack. The parmesan holder gathers parmesan, which can be lint or other extraneous matter.
His parmesan holder was pack full of stinky parmesan.
by jmc December 07, 2003
 
4.
When you spunk in someone's eye.
I was going for the moneyshot, but i sliced it and she was crying pearl tears.
by jmc October 16, 2002
 
5.
to 'chuck' or 'dump' a botfriend/girlfriend, to give them the elbow
I couldn't stand him so I gave him the elbow
by jmc September 27, 2004
 
6.
A type of maze that people draw. It it impossible to solve and is created for the amusement of the drawer. It involves a start block, tubes, boingies, and various weapons and deaths.
I just made a danger maze. Wanna try it?
by JMC June 09, 2003
 
7.
What you say after the fire crotch throws the dice betting all your money and losing. Alt - what you say after that cute librarian turns into a dominatrix.
see Tomcats (the movie)
by jmc October 14, 2002