jm's definitions

weed

Posseses what we logical thinkers call the working man.

If you smoke weed you probably don't know what I just said.

by JM March 4, 2005

Creened

From the verb "to Creen", it is the act of unloading seminal fluid onto something.

"I creened all over her face."

by JM March 18, 2004

flamgayant

Flamboyantly gay

Roberts Facebook pics posing in the bathtub were so flamgayant it was nauseating.

by JM March 31, 2015

Skepchick

How an androgynous female, typically of thin and tall build, lacking a self-organizing purpose in life, or afflicted by a sexual fetish for male intelligence, expresses her sexuality. Skepchicks are commonly encountered as prosecutors in U.S court rooms, where they can lash-out and imperil hapless men in a socially acceptable way, while others frequent the administrations of public schools and halls of university labs, donning shallow concessions to femininity.

Song Of The Skepchick: "I don't believe your cock is 12" long because it's statistically unlikely; nor am I going to accept it at face-value because it's emotionally satisfying; show me the evidence.."

by JM June 23, 2006

Jamsacking

The act of smearing one's testicles in a fruity jam and placing them onto the eyes of an unsuspecting victim. A derivative of teabagging.

Using Rowntree's strawberry jam, I jamsacked Davey - he was not best pleased.

by JM March 18, 2004

McKechnie

A term used to describe an insufferable gimp, whom is a conversational abyss, however refuses to realise this.

You're such a disgrace, you're such a Mckechnie.

by JM December 9, 2004

talon tsi

The best of the DSM line of automobiles. When combined with a 6bolt block, big16g, and front mount, can be made one fast mofo. It is advised to not try and race one, but to just aww in its amazingness. Black happens to be the fastest of all the colors

My kickass talon tsi beat your slow honda.

by JM November 17, 2002