jm's definitions

yellow pants

1. Result of when one pisses themself

2. Result of sitting on a public toilet after someone pissed on it.

1. Mike was so nervous, he got yellow pants.

2. Some fucker didn't wipe off the seat! Now I got yellow pants!

by JM May 13, 2005

Creened

From the verb "to Creen", it is the act of unloading seminal fluid onto something.

"I creened all over her face."

by JM March 18, 2004

flamgayant

Flamboyantly gay

Roberts Facebook pics posing in the bathtub were so flamgayant it was nauseating.

by JM March 31, 2015

Skepchick

How an androgynous female, typically of thin and tall build, lacking a self-organizing purpose in life, or afflicted by a sexual fetish for male intelligence, expresses her sexuality. Skepchicks are commonly encountered as prosecutors in U.S court rooms, where they can lash-out and imperil hapless men in a socially acceptable way, while others frequent the administrations of public schools and halls of university labs, donning shallow concessions to femininity.

Song Of The Skepchick: "I don't believe your cock is 12" long because it's statistically unlikely; nor am I going to accept it at face-value because it's emotionally satisfying; show me the evidence.."

by JM June 23, 2006

sync

short for synchronize: to set two things to the same time or value, or to update a database shared by two devices

Type the addresses into your computer, then sync it with your PDA.

by JM May 9, 2003

gringo sushi

White man sushi. Sushi rolls made from non-traditional ingredients.

For Example:
Jackass Roll -
Tapioca rice paper roll with sushi rice, avocado, BBQ pork, french fries & a garlic chili mayo sauce.

Perfected by Tex Wasabi's in Santa Rosa, California

Hey you gotta try Tex..

I don't like sushi.

Dude... it's not sushi, it's gringo sushi.

by jm February 15, 2005

Hag

An unattractive, middle-aged (or slightly older) woman. The term is commonly used to describe hysterical or ugly women in positions of power.

"I'll get you my little pretty, and your little dog too!" - Wicked Witch Of The West

by JM December 16, 2004