jm's definitions

smoov

How rappers say smooth cause they don't know how to talk right

Fuck me bitch! I'm so smoov!

by JM May 13, 2005

weed

Posseses what we logical thinkers call the working man.

If you smoke weed you probably don't know what I just said.

by JM March 4, 2005

wack ass bitch

A female who obsessively pursues sexual relations with a guy who is not interested because he knows she is an STD infested hoe who has fucked everything with a penis within 30 miles. They are known to excessively call, stalk, and go psychotic on the male subject. They are dangerous!!! Stay the fuck away!!!

Can be shortened to WAB as long as everybody knows what you're talking about.

Man, that fucking wack ass bitch called for you 38 times; in the past hour.

by JM October 17, 2004

penis

It's a piss dispenser.

My penis was exhausted after taking that long piss.

by Jm November 11, 2004

Jamsacking

The act of smearing one's testicles in a fruity jam and placing them onto the eyes of an unsuspecting victim. A derivative of teabagging.

Using Rowntree's strawberry jam, I jamsacked Davey - he was not best pleased.

by JM March 18, 2004

Creened

From the verb "to Creen", it is the act of unloading seminal fluid onto something.

"I creened all over her face."

by JM March 18, 2004

talon tsi

The best of the DSM line of automobiles. When combined with a 6bolt block, big16g, and front mount, can be made one fast mofo. It is advised to not try and race one, but to just aww in its amazingness. Black happens to be the fastest of all the colors

My kickass talon tsi beat your slow honda.

by JM November 17, 2002