jm's definitions

Skepchick

How an androgynous female, typically of thin and tall build, lacking a self-organizing purpose in life, or afflicted by a sexual fetish for male intelligence, expresses her sexuality. Skepchicks are commonly encountered as prosecutors in U.S court rooms, where they can lash-out and imperil hapless men in a socially acceptable way, while others frequent the administrations of public schools and halls of university labs, donning shallow concessions to femininity.

Song Of The Skepchick: "I don't believe your cock is 12" long because it's statistically unlikely; nor am I going to accept it at face-value because it's emotionally satisfying; show me the evidence.."

by JM June 23, 2006

McKechnie

A term used to describe an insufferable gimp, whom is a conversational abyss, however refuses to realise this.

You're such a disgrace, you're such a Mckechnie.

by JM December 9, 2004

talon tsi

The best of the DSM line of automobiles. When combined with a 6bolt block, big16g, and front mount, can be made one fast mofo. It is advised to not try and race one, but to just aww in its amazingness. Black happens to be the fastest of all the colors

My kickass talon tsi beat your slow honda.

by JM November 17, 2002

Jamsacking

The act of smearing one's testicles in a fruity jam and placing them onto the eyes of an unsuspecting victim. A derivative of teabagging.

Using Rowntree's strawberry jam, I jamsacked Davey - he was not best pleased.

by JM March 18, 2004

yellow pants

1. Result of when one pisses themself

2. Result of sitting on a public toilet after someone pissed on it.

1. Mike was so nervous, he got yellow pants.

2. Some fucker didn't wipe off the seat! Now I got yellow pants!

by JM May 13, 2005

trotch

An insulting word used when someone is a combination of: tramp, bitch, snatch...

What a trotch, I cant believe she did that...

by JM April 10, 2003

wack ass bitch

A female who obsessively pursues sexual relations with a guy who is not interested because he knows she is an STD infested hoe who has fucked everything with a penis within 30 miles. They are known to excessively call, stalk, and go psychotic on the male subject. They are dangerous!!! Stay the fuck away!!!

Can be shortened to WAB as long as everybody knows what you're talking about.

Man, that fucking wack ass bitch called for you 38 times; in the past hour.

by JM October 17, 2004