jm's definitions

sync

short for synchronize: to set two things to the same time or value, or to update a database shared by two devices

Type the addresses into your computer, then sync it with your PDA.

by JM May 9, 2003

yellow pants

1. Result of when one pisses themself

2. Result of sitting on a public toilet after someone pissed on it.

1. Mike was so nervous, he got yellow pants.

2. Some fucker didn't wipe off the seat! Now I got yellow pants!

by JM May 13, 2005

talon tsi

The best of the DSM line of automobiles. When combined with a 6bolt block, big16g, and front mount, can be made one fast mofo. It is advised to not try and race one, but to just aww in its amazingness. Black happens to be the fastest of all the colors

My kickass talon tsi beat your slow honda.

by JM November 17, 2002

Jackie Warner

Owner and managing director of Sky Sport & Spa, and star of the hit TV show Workout on Bravo. Quite possibly the coolest, most in the zone woman, ever.

Person: "Hun, you know how feminist lesbians are!"
Person 2: "Not Jackie Warner, she's super cool. Man I wish she had super powers."

by JM August 23, 2006

gyrated

Beyond drunk, just on another level, being really twisted, black out status.

Playa you were beyond, drunk, crunk, faded, twisted, last nite, you were gyrated.

by JM January 30, 2005

Elfen Lied

An ultra-violent science fiction anime involving human mutants called "dicloniuses"; females sport purple hair and horns which resemble pointy ears, and males which have horns and posess no telekinetic powers. The mutants kill humans and each other using "vectors" (invisible "arms" of telekinetic force) that can stretch and easily slice through light objects, and their tendency for violence varies amongst characters. The story also deals with the issues of psychological trauma and repressed memories, as well as moral insanity (particularly dysocial psychopathy) as a result of absent unconditional, parental love. The main diclonius character, Lucy, has a split personality, one of them infantile Nyu, and the other the resentful, solemn , and murderous Lucy.

Though praised by many as unique, the series itself is nauseating to watch as the constant themes of senseless tragedy, psychological and physical brutality, and resolve, do little to endear the characters to viewers. Elfen Lied can be best summarized as an exploitation project involving cliche anime characters than anything else; the art style is redundant, with logical errors and contradictions abounding in the story and character development.

"Nyuu!" "Nyuu!" "Nyuu!"

by JM August 10, 2005

United Kingdom

A country in western Europe, which boasts the largest population of domesticated homo sapiens in the world.

"This England never did, nor never shall,
Lie at the proud foot of a conqueror."
- William Shakespeare (1564 - 1616), "King John", Act 5 scene 7

by JM December 16, 2004