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Mechanism

An awesome heavy metal/thrash band that started in 2002 and can be located at mechanismofficial.com

mechanismofficial.com is the bands webpage where you can find out about them and listen to some MP3s

by JM February 4, 2005

gringo sushi

White man sushi. Sushi rolls made from non-traditional ingredients.

For Example:
Jackass Roll -
Tapioca rice paper roll with sushi rice, avocado, BBQ pork, french fries & a garlic chili mayo sauce.

Perfected by Tex Wasabi's in Santa Rosa, California

Hey you gotta try Tex..

I don't like sushi.

Dude... it's not sushi, it's gringo sushi.

by jm February 15, 2005

yellow pants

1. Result of when one pisses themself

2. Result of sitting on a public toilet after someone pissed on it.

1. Mike was so nervous, he got yellow pants.

2. Some fucker didn't wipe off the seat! Now I got yellow pants!

by JM May 13, 2005

rap

75% of the word "crap"

Retarded people listen to rap cause they stupid.

by JM May 13, 2005

smoov

How rappers say smooth cause they don't know how to talk right

Fuck me bitch! I'm so smoov!

by JM May 13, 2005

weed

Posseses what we logical thinkers call the working man.

If you smoke weed you probably don't know what I just said.

by JM March 4, 2005

wack ass bitch

A female who obsessively pursues sexual relations with a guy who is not interested because he knows she is an STD infested hoe who has fucked everything with a penis within 30 miles. They are known to excessively call, stalk, and go psychotic on the male subject. They are dangerous!!! Stay the fuck away!!!

Can be shortened to WAB as long as everybody knows what you're talking about.

Man, that fucking wack ass bitch called for you 38 times; in the past hour.

by JM October 17, 2004