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Purple Haze

A strong strain of mostly-sativa cannabis. JUST cannabis, NOT laced with anything. Lacing a smokable drug with LSD is IMPOSSIBLE and a bullshit urban legend! It will break down if you try to smoke it!
"Man, that purple haze I bought from Jim was amazing, it got me so fucked up!"
by JM May 3, 2003
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sync

short for synchronize: to set two things to the same time or value, or to update a database shared by two devices
Type the addresses into your computer, then sync it with your PDA.
by JM May 9, 2003
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talon tsi

The best of the DSM line of automobiles. When combined with a 6bolt block, big16g, and front mount, can be made one fast mofo. It is advised to not try and race one, but to just aww in its amazingness. Black happens to be the fastest of all the colors
My kickass talon tsi beat your slow honda.
by JM November 17, 2002
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Jackie Warner

Owner and managing director of Sky Sport & Spa, and star of the hit TV show Workout on Bravo. Quite possibly the coolest, most in the zone woman, ever.
Person: "Hun, you know how feminist lesbians are!"
Person 2: "Not Jackie Warner, she's super cool. Man I wish she had super powers."
by JM August 23, 2006
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gyrated

Beyond drunk, just on another level, being really twisted, black out status.
Playa you were beyond, drunk, crunk, faded, twisted, last nite, you were gyrated.
by JM January 30, 2005
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Absinthe

A supposedly narcotic spirit which originated in the 17th century and became popular during the turn of the century in Europe and further popularized by famous artists and writers.

Absinthe has an opaque green color with a licorice aroma and a high alcohol content, typically containing anise, artemesia pontica, melissa, fennel, hyssop and lemonbalm; some immitation absinthes contain the original controversial ingredient wormwood, which contains the neurotoxin thujone.

Immitation absinthes, despite manufacturers claims, have only a general similarity with absinthes drank a century ago. The historically romanticized drink was Pernod Fils, a French Absinthe, which contained wormwood, and the exact recipe of which was never known. However, in 2004 It was painstakingly resurrected by microbiologist Ted Breaux, who owned two original bottles, and formed a private company selling limited batches of the real thing.
"After the first glass, you see things as you wish they were. After the second, you see things as they are not. Finally, you see things as they really are, and that is the most horrible thing in the world."
- Oscar Wilde
by JM December 17, 2004
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gringo sushi

White man sushi. Sushi rolls made from non-traditional ingredients.

For Example:
Jackass Roll -
Tapioca rice paper roll with sushi rice, avocado, BBQ pork, french fries & a garlic chili mayo sauce.

Perfected by Tex Wasabi's in Santa Rosa, California
Hey you gotta try Tex..

I don't like sushi.

Dude... it's not sushi, it's gringo sushi.
by jm February 15, 2005
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