4 definitions by jlloyddaman
A supervisor/boss of a low-paying job that matches two or more of the following criteria: morbidly obese, obscenely overpaid and under-worked, ridiculously mean, and beyond lazy/lethargic.
Joseph was hired by the school district as a part-time middle school English teacher, but his salary was only $25,000 a year and he didn't get a raise for five consecutive years. His McBoss LaShonda on the other hand, was making $200,000 a year to do not even a quarter of the workload that he did, weighed in at 330 lbs of pure body fat, was a crazy psycho bitch, and she sat around at her desk all day shoveling a dozen big macs, a bucket of soda, and a drum of KFC down her throat, all payed for by your hard-earned tax dollars!
by jlloyddaman June 18, 2014
A fake passport (usually from Syria) that law enforcement and/or news crews plant on dead terror suspects to give off the impression that the aforementioned terror suspect posed as a refugee to get into the country.
The Syrian passport that was "found" near the body of one of the bombers is a dropped passport for sure. The police planted it there to create the illusion that at least one of the attackers posed as a Syrian Refugee.
by jlloyddaman October 3, 2020
A phrase frequently used by members of the National Rifle Association, Focus on the Family, and other conservative Christian groups aimed at abusing representative democracy to impose biblical law on non-Christians. Originally used to describe a concealed-carry permit holder who shoots a would-be attacker before they can accomplish real harm, but has since been co-opted to refer to white supremacists, especially current and former members of the military, American law enforcement (don't even get me started on the SROs), and other ammosexual evangelist control freaks. Not something Jesus Christ would approve of if he were alive today.
Thank god the NRA went bankrupt after the Capitol Insurrection.
Thank god the NRA went bankrupt after the Capitol Insurrection.
After watching the news coverage of the insurrection at the Capitol Building, I'll never hear the phrase, "Good guy with a gun," the same way ever again.
Have you noticed how many, "good guys with guns," are just straight up Nazis and klansmen?
Have you noticed how many, "good guys with guns," are just straight up Nazis and klansmen?
by jlloyddaman January 31, 2021
When a woman has a plump rounded midriff that's adorably spherical in shape and the rest of her body is average in appearance. Not necessarily pregnant, but also not necessarily not pregnant. Derived from the Virgin Mary during and after her pregnancy with baby Jesus/Yeshu.
Damn! That chick has that Marian Look to her! The way her white clothes accentuate her belly, buttocks, thighs and boobs, not to mention it barely covers the lower half of her stomach and how she always seems to have one hand on her belly and the other on her hip.
by jlloyddaman October 17, 2020