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42. bank holiday
Noun to describe a series of vacation days in the old country. The banks are on holiday... so why should the rest of the lazy slobs go to work? Is it any wonder that the empire was lost (or perhaps it was just forgotten during one of those holiday fortnites).
1. The offices will be closed for the Bank holiday (and we will probably go out of business but who cares).

2. On the bank holidays, we go to Blackpool for a grand old time on the sands.

3. "It is hard to tell if the poor efficiency is due to incompetence or the volume of bank holidays".
by JK May 25, 2005 share this
41. tweak
(1) to act like a spaz (see spaz) (2)to be incredibly hyperactive to the point that people believe you to either be mentally insane or hopped up on something (while not under the influence of drugs)
Did you see how Doug was tweakin' the other day?
by JK Apr 3, 2005 share this
40. Drop Goal
A method of scoring common in Rugby Union, a sport where free-flowing play is as rare as hens teeth.
Commonly found in the 70-80th minute region of a game where 40 minutes has been wasted in useless stoppages and the rest of the game consisted of fat men lying all over the ball in a boring spectacle known as ruck and maul.

Also seen when unfathomable penalties have given the other side a slight edge. Once behind on the scoreboard a rugby union team will relentlessly kick for goal rather than engaging in any sort of interesting play.
by JK Mar 21, 2005 share this
39. green day
really good band. have been good since they started, which means that american idiot is not their first album. i do not care that people like their music now, but it would be nice if they would appreciate that they had loads of albums BEFORE american idiot which were equally as good. there is more to this band than 'hot' billie joe armstrong, which means all you idiots who think you are his secret wife or something should just shoosh. and american idiot and boulevard of broken dreams are NOT their only songs (horror of all horrors).
*silly girly girl* - omg! green day are just sooo amazing! i love american idiot! it's like, so totally the best song EVER! don't wana be an american idiot!
by jk Mar 19, 2005 share this
38. chain
There are two protentious meanings.
1.Slavery Chain, where the good poeple were taken from their homes and held with a chain of slavery.
2.Gold Chain, bling, but its old. Golden neckelace of the wealthy being 9although they can be stolen).
Slaaaverrry Chaaain.
Goold Chain!
Ssssllaavery chaaain.
Gold Chain!
by Jk Feb 28, 2005 share this
37. führer
Chris Howells Idol, Adolf Hitler
Chris: I love Hitler.
by Jk Feb 25, 2005 share this
36. emo boy
A fag, who sits in the dark and cries about sandwiches.
Danny Allott sat in the dark and cried because is sandwich was lost.
by Jk Feb 25, 2005 share this
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