4 definitions by jimmybuckets

Top Definition
When a guy goes down on a girl and she queefs and pisses in his face.

It comes from the original term a "Trumpet", where the girl only queefs in the guys face.
Friend 1: "I heard that Jeff and Clara broke up last weekend."
Friend 2: Yeah, he broke up with her when she gave him a golden trumpet."
by jimmybuckets May 03, 2009

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
n. A person suffering from the need to make acronyms out of every phrase they write or say.
"Hey man, are you still dating Christina?"

"No. I had to break up with her because she actually said 'LOL' when I told her a joke."

"Damn, she's such an acroholic."

"WTF."
by jimmybuckets July 06, 2010

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
v. To clean up your act.

balls
balls out
Jimmy: "Man, I got arrested for public intoxication last weekend."

Desmond: "Jimmy, you better getchya ballsright."

balls
balls out
by jimmybuckets February 18, 2010

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
n. Vinegar flavored potato chips.
Hey man, would you like some vinegar chips?

No way, I don't eat piss n chips.
by jimmybuckets June 14, 2010

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug