147 definitions by jimmybomm
Licking pussy. If God did not want man to eat pussy then why did he make it look so much like a taco.
by jimmybomm July 26, 2020
The muscle that holds your asshole shut. To call a person a sphincter muscle is very offensive. Your basically calling someone a asshole.
Man check out that woman over there yelling at those kids for fishing near her precious boat. She is a sphincter muscle and needs to stop talking shit.
by jimmybomm October 19, 2020
guy 1: Hey bro what are you doing tonight? guy 2: I think I'll stay home and have my wife chrome me off. guy 1: Your so lucky. guy 2: I know.
by jimmybomm July 16, 2020
by jimmybomm September 22, 2020
Guy 1: I'm going out with stacy tonight and gonna get some play. Guy 2: Man I hear she has a gaping vaginal vault and there may be a bowling ball in there. Guy 1: Oh great. I'm not taking her bowling.
by jimmybomm September 25, 2020
When your underwear goes into your ass crack and you have a hard time pulling it out. It gets stuck in there because of poor wiping.
guy 1: My underwear is stuck because I have a sticky ass. guy 2: Man you need to start using wet wipes.
by jimmybomm June 10, 2020
Since everyone is wearing a mask all we can see is a persons eyes and can't see their smile or facial expressions.
If the Chinese wouldn't have been eating and fucking bats and pangolins, we wouldn't have to guess what people look like under their covid mask. All we can see is their covid eyes.
by jimmybomm October 29, 2020