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meatshake

Fastfood chain store.
Everything they serve has meat in it!
'Don't you serve french fries and a vegetable shake?'
'It all has meat!'

Yo Pigeon John, while you're there, get us a Turkey Shake, it's my favourite!
by jimmy 5 May 13, 2004
mugGet the meatshakemug.

godboy

Is that Rowland eatin a salad? Godboy!
Godboy, Quade pulled!
by jimmy 5 May 7, 2004
mugGet the godboymug.

Eberos

An eating machine. Will eat anything and everything, resulting in the copying of the eating habits of people close by.
Known to have some psychic ability. Is able to predict what people are going to have for dinner, allowing him to make a pre-emptive copycat meal.
WARNING: Often found stark naked apart from a strategically placed clock!
Hey Eberos, I was gonna have a meatshake tonight!

Eberos, I don't want you to show me the time on your cock clock!
by jimmy 5 May 13, 2004
mugGet the Eberosmug.

Mahoney Bitch

A poker genius who passes a resemblance to AJ Rimmer and is allergic to washing up.
His one fault is the incapability to grasp the concept of prime numbers.
AKA Primus
12.01am: 'There's someone at the door for Mahoney Bitch!'
by jimmy 5 May 13, 2004
mugGet the Mahoney Bitchmug.

brummie

A person who claims to be English, humoured by rest of the country, but every one knows they are actually welsh!
As boring as a Brummie
by jimmy 5 May 7, 2004
mugGet the brummiemug.

Pigeon John

An extremely bad roulette player who releives his sorrows by knobbing his boss.
'Where's Pigeon John?'
'Working late, AGAIN!'
by jimmy 5 May 13, 2004
mugGet the Pigeon Johnmug.

jaws syndrome

The uncontrollable desire to bite peoples ears uppon hearing the theme music to the famous film.
Arrgh! Get him away! Busi's got the jaws syndrome!
by jimmy 5 May 13, 2004
mugGet the jaws syndromemug.

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