2 definitions by jiminyturtle

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Helicopter Police Patrol
1. The festival was so peaceful, until the noise of Sky Bacon drowned out the music, what a waste of public funds.

2. The eye in the sky captured the car chase on video thanks to Sky Bacon.
by jiminyturtle May 17, 2013

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A Glorious Defecation. An enjoyable bowel movement which incorporates, at a minimum, the following characteristics: a relaxed moment, free of time pressures or interruptions; comfortable accommodations; smooth passing; an easy wipe up; and most importantly - the moment constitutes a break from a less enjoyable activity. Extra credit: Great view/reading material, at the workplace on over-time, escape from family turmoil, someone you Love to share it with.
At first I was bummed to have to work that holiday, but then I took a shibbatical in the executive washroom while making time and a half!
by jiminyturtle May 18, 2013

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