When someone sends you a link to a video of Rebecca Black's "Friday" when you think it's something else. It's just like a rickroll, but a million times more annoying due to hearing a voice even autotune can't save.
Tim: "Dude, check out this trailer of the new Dark Knight sequel....Anne Hathaway as Catwoman is HOT!!!: youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0"
Josh: *Clicks link.* *Proceeds to get a blackroll.*
Tim: "XD"
Josh: "I can deal with rickrolls, because that song has always been class. But this shit just made my ears grow arms, get a pair of scissors, cut themselves off, and jump off a bridge. Thanks, asshole."
Josh: *Clicks link.* *Proceeds to get a blackroll.*
Tim: "XD"
Josh: "I can deal with rickrolls, because that song has always been class. But this shit just made my ears grow arms, get a pair of scissors, cut themselves off, and jump off a bridge. Thanks, asshole."
by JimboWales April 07, 2011
Get the blackrollmug. The feeling of being so swag that you simultaneously feel like shitting, cumming and vomiting all at once......which will then lead to a feeling of anti-swag because you ruined all of your swag with your shit, jizz and vomit.
Today, I woke up and tried on some swag kicks at Tom's Shoes after going to the local H&M and grabbing a fresh v-neck and skinny jeans. As soon as the kicks united with my new H&M threads, the swagasmic feeling overcame me and I felt at peace.
Then I realized I just shitted, came and upchucked all over my new clothes in a public place. #swag
Then I realized I just shitted, came and upchucked all over my new clothes in a public place. #swag
by JimboWales January 06, 2012
Get the swagasmicmug. It's basically the same thing as a Dirty Sanchez, except for the fact that you also smear a monocle and (in some cases) a goatee along with the classic mustache.
Zack and Miri decided to try new things in bed last night than the usual doggie. Instead, they did a 71 and tried the fabled Fancy Martinez.
Miri smelled like crap the next day.
Miri smelled like crap the next day.
by JimboWales August 20, 2010
Get the Fancy Martinezmug. One's butthole, wherein which an individual can get away with smuggling small objects into restrictive places like prison or a concert venue without getting caught.
Josh: Bro, do you have the ganja?
Tim: Yeah, the security was super strict though...they patted me down top-to-bottom. Lucky for us I figured I'd put it in my jail pocket just to be safe.
Josh: Ewwwww dafuq nigga no wonder this weed smells like ass. *proceeds to vomit*
Tim: Fuggit bruh, yolo....blaze it! *proceeds to smoke a bowl of ass weed*
Tim: Yeah, the security was super strict though...they patted me down top-to-bottom. Lucky for us I figured I'd put it in my jail pocket just to be safe.
Josh: Ewwwww dafuq nigga no wonder this weed smells like ass. *proceeds to vomit*
Tim: Fuggit bruh, yolo....blaze it! *proceeds to smoke a bowl of ass weed*
by JimboWales May 13, 2015
Get the jail pocketmug. by JimboWales October 03, 2010
Get the fushigimug. A retarded electric squirrel Pokémon. Like Marill, Plusle, Minun, and that chinchilla piece of shit pokémon coming out next generation, Pachirisu is the stereotypical cute rodent of its generation (Diamond/Pearl/Platinum). It doesn't evolve or anything and there's no kickass stats or anything, it jumps buttrapes itself to fainting. If you actually use it on your team of Pokémon, just bend over already and take your rapage already.
A WILD PACHIRISU APPEARS.
GO! PIKACHU!
PACHIRISU USES QUICK ATTACK.
PIKACHU USES THUNDERBOLT.
THE WILD PACHIRISU FAINTED.
I win. :D
GO! PIKACHU!
PACHIRISU USES QUICK ATTACK.
PIKACHU USES THUNDERBOLT.
THE WILD PACHIRISU FAINTED.
I win. :D
by JimboWales August 18, 2010
Get the Pachirisumug. Similar to your mom jokes, but making fun of how hipsters reject anything as soon as it becomes popular with the masses, or better said, mainstream.
Basically you call one thing mainstream and go on to praise another thing for some kind of (retarded or otherwise) reason.
Basically you call one thing mainstream and go on to praise another thing for some kind of (retarded or otherwise) reason.
Examples of ...is so mainstream jokes:
Lady Antebellum is so mainstream, I prefer Wilco because Seth Rogen mentioned them in Funny People.
Pokémon is so mainstream, I prefer Monster Rancher because it never got its well-deserved limelight.
Francis Ford Coppola is so mainstream, I prefer Stanley Kubrick because his films make you think with your brain instead of just see with your eyes.
Sea otters are so mainstream, I prefer river otters because they don't pollute the ocean with their trash and feces.
Lady Antebellum is so mainstream, I prefer Wilco because Seth Rogen mentioned them in Funny People.
Pokémon is so mainstream, I prefer Monster Rancher because it never got its well-deserved limelight.
Francis Ford Coppola is so mainstream, I prefer Stanley Kubrick because his films make you think with your brain instead of just see with your eyes.
Sea otters are so mainstream, I prefer river otters because they don't pollute the ocean with their trash and feces.
by JimboWales June 04, 2011
Get the ...is so mainstreammug.