jimbob's definitions

horn

To be 'on the horn', usually used when single to mean horny, and no-one but yourself to indulge with.

Oh man, I was on the horn last week... i had to jack off three times in one day.

by jimbob August 29, 2004

bronfufu

see fhqwhgads

i want to fhqwhgads bronfufu

by jimbob November 6, 2002

bidet

a hose to wash ur ass after you take a shet. extremely soothing

i started to use my bidet after ever shit and i never felt any cleaner!

by jimbob February 16, 2003

Fritherized

The impersonation of the mighty frith by dropping,tripping,spilling or breaking.

Wax?....what WAX!!!

by jimbob December 20, 2003

Booze

what you drink when you are sad, a loser, bored, drunk, upset, mad at the world, or just feel like making the world go round.

I drink booze because it makes the world go round.

by jimbob September 11, 2003

skerfing

another word for surfing used by ...... me

im going skerfing

by jimbob May 10, 2003

pen15

something you write in very large print on your forehead and show off in public places.

hot chick: lance looks so dope with pen15 written on his forehead

by jimbob November 23, 2002