not scottish

when something is simply not scottish

if it's not scottish... IT'S CRAP!!!

by Jimbob December 02, 2003

horn

To be 'on the horn', usually used when single to mean horny, and no-one but yourself to indulge with.

Oh man, I was on the horn last week... i had to jack off three times in one day.

by jimbob August 30, 2004

koskesh

One who owns ho's. A ho regulator. Literally a pussy puller.
Also a derogatory word meaning pimp

did you see that koskesh pimp slap that gende?

by jimbob December 27, 2003

bitch make me a sandwich

what u say to a woman when u dont want to put up whith any more of her shit.

sara told me to switch off the football game, but instead i told her to shut the fuck up and make me a sandwich.

by jimbob February 15, 2003

cold karl

giving a hot karl to a dead person... thus the karl is cold and hence the name 'cold karl'

i dug up humberto's dead grandmother and gave her a good cold karl

by jimbob February 15, 2003

buttsekz

see "buttsex"

mmmmm that buttsekz was good last night.

by jimbob November 14, 2002

Booze

what makes the entire world go round.

I drink booze to make the entire world go round

by jimbob September 11, 2003