oreo road pizza

A roadkill skunk, especially one that can be smelled on the wind.

His fucking dog smelled like oreo road pizza.

I don't know what she calls that fragrance, but it smells like oreo road pizza.

My new truck is officially broken-in, I made oreo road pizza twice on the way to the lake.

by Jim Inman August 16, 2006

Golden Spike

Rock hard erection, hard as a railroad spike.

I rolled her over and drove the Golden Spike.

I woke-up with the golden spike, damn did I have to piss!

Pull over bro. I gotta drain the golden spike.

by Jim Inman August 16, 2006

south pole

Slang for anal intercourse.

We had wonderful sex, even went to the south pole.

by Jim Inman August 16, 2006

played

To have sex, to be sexually manipulated by another, jacked-off, spanked, finger fucked, etc. To be played. see also buttpuppet

The girls had all played Maggie individually, but never as a group. It was her fantasy come true. It was the rape she had dreamed of.

by Jim Inman August 25, 2006

blow a smoke ring

To "blow a smoke ring" is to overheat or overload electronic equipment, causing damage to the overheated component and associated system failure.

I sure yet, but it looks like a fan went south and the processor gagged. I hope it didn't blow a smoke ring.

by Jim Inman August 19, 2006

blow a smoke ring

To "blow a smoke ring" is to overheat and damage electronic equipment.

I'm not sure, but I'll bet a fan went south and caused your processor to blow a smoke ring.

by Jim Inman August 18, 2006

redballer

The red ball express was a corps of mostly black truck drivers that supplied the front-line combat soldiers in the european theater of WWII. They were universally accused of stealing and black marketeering of vital supplies as well as things intended to comfort front-line troops, like chocolate bars and premium cigaretts like Luckies or Camel.

"Every time I saw a redballer he was smokin a Lucky or a Camel, all we ever got in the field was fucking Raleighs."

by Jim Inman August 17, 2006