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crackwitch

A crackwitch is a woman drug addict who's appearance and behavior suggest that she has experienced years of drug addiction. She is missing many teeth, and the ones left are rotten.
That fang faced, crackwitch, baglady that sits down by the quick-stop? She reminds me of your mother.
by Jim Inman August 20, 2006
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Mexican Mink

A skunk or polecat, especially a roadkill that can be smelled on the wind.
"I hit a Mexican mink in my Cadillac, and I can't get the smell to go away".
by Jim Inman August 16, 2006
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redballer

The red ball express was a corps of mostly black truck drivers that supplied the front-line combat soldiers in the european theater of WWII. They were universally accused of stealing and black marketeering of vital supplies as well as things intended to comfort front-line troops, like chocolate bars and premium cigaretts like Luckies or Camel.
"Every time I saw a redballer he was smokin a Lucky or a Camel, all we ever got in the field was fucking Raleighs."
by Jim Inman August 17, 2006
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shithacker

A homosexual male who cruises the bar scene, trying to pick-up on attractive straight men. An asshacker.
Naw, we don't go to Strange Willies anymore. The place is overrun with shithackers.
by Jim Inman August 18, 2006
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ratrod

An unceremoniously modified old car, jalopy or rough hot rod. Ratrods are eternally works-in-progress, unpainted or primered, with special reverence paid to pre 1960's American iron, Yankee ingenuity, reckless driving, drag racing, juvinile deliquency and shade tree engineering. The driver smokes, his ballast looks like Betty Page, and he has a fortune tied-up in scratch.
Dick spends more time working on that old ratrod of his than he does up against my bare white ass. I wish he would play me more often so I'd know he loves me like his Ford.
by Jim Inman August 25, 2006
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fangage

Fangage is a reference to bad teeth, rotten teeth, or missing teeth.
Check out the fangage on that smackwitch. Nice smile aint it dude?
by Jim Inman August 20, 2006
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sage punk

A sage punk is a hardass cowboy. Not all cowboys are sage punks, but all sage punks think they are cowboys.
When we were leaving the stampede I had to reboot that same sage punk that was mouthing off in the beer garden.
by Jim Inman August 17, 2006
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