jim inman's definitions

Mexican Mink

A skunk or polecat, especially a roadkill that can be smelled on the wind.

"I hit a Mexican mink in my Cadillac, and I can't get the smell to go away".

by Jim Inman August 16, 2006

shithacker

A homosexual male who cruises the bar scene, trying to pick-up on attractive straight men. An asshacker.

Naw, we don't go to Strange Willies anymore. The place is overrun with shithackers.

by Jim Inman August 18, 2006

sage punk

A sage punk is a hardass cowboy. Not all cowboys are sage punks, but all sage punks think they are cowboys.

When we were leaving the stampede I had to reboot that same sage punk that was mouthing off in the beer garden.

by Jim Inman August 17, 2006

ratrod

An unceremoniously modified old car, jalopy or rough hot rod. Ratrods are eternally works-in-progress, unpainted or primered, with special reverence paid to pre 1960's American iron, Yankee ingenuity, reckless driving, drag racing, juvinile deliquency and shade tree engineering. The driver smokes, his ballast looks like Betty Page, and he has a fortune tied-up in scratch.

Dick spends more time working on that old ratrod of his than he does up against my bare white ass. I wish he would play me more often so I'd know he loves me like his Ford.

by Jim Inman August 25, 2006

fangage

Fangage is a reference to bad teeth, rotten teeth, or missing teeth.

Check out the fangage on that smackwitch. Nice smile aint it dude?

by Jim Inman August 20, 2006

B-shift

In fire department terminology, the department firefighters
are divided into 3 shifts, to provide a full compliment on-duty 24 hours per shift, 7 days a week, 365. A-shift, B-Shift, and C-shift, rotating continually. B-shift is always considered to be the crew that fucks-up regularly and has the most fucked-up personnell.

That sonofabitch is so screwed-up, he belongs on B-shift!

Look what B-shift did now, fucking buttweasels ate all of the chocolate cake!

I'd rather have a sister in a whorehouse than a brother on B-shift.

by Jim Inman August 16, 2006

oreo road pizza

A roadkill skunk, especially one that can be smelled on the wind.

His fucking dog smelled like oreo road pizza.

I don't know what she calls that fragrance, but it smells like oreo road pizza.

My new truck is officially broken-in, I made oreo road pizza twice on the way to the lake.

by Jim Inman August 16, 2006