jim inman's definitions

oreo road pizza

A roadkill skunk, especially one that can be smelled on the wind.

His fucking dog smelled like oreo road pizza.

I don't know what she calls that fragrance, but it smells like oreo road pizza.

My new truck is officially broken-in, I made oreo road pizza twice on the way to the lake.

by Jim Inman August 16, 2006

B-shift

In fire department terminology, the department firefighters
are divided into 3 shifts, to provide a full compliment on-duty 24 hours per shift, 7 days a week, 365. A-shift, B-Shift, and C-shift, rotating continually. B-shift is always considered to be the crew that fucks-up regularly and has the most fucked-up personnell.

That sonofabitch is so screwed-up, he belongs on B-shift!

Look what B-shift did now, fucking buttweasels ate all of the chocolate cake!

I'd rather have a sister in a whorehouse than a brother on B-shift.

by Jim Inman August 16, 2006

boatload

Extreme abundance, a pleteora, excess, plenty.

That woman is so intimidating, she has moxi like a boatload of marines."

by Jim Inman August 17, 2006

cheese weasel

A cheese weasel who is a woman (or gay man)who prefers to commit oral sex on uncircuncised men rather than scar dicks.

She explained that she was a cheese weasel, and wouldn't gime me head because I was cut like a jewboy.

by Jim Inman August 17, 2006

ballast

Ballast is a friendly reference to; a mate, sidekick, wife, bitch, girlfriend, boyfriend, trick, pal, etc. but especially the person who rides shotgun with them in their car.
Used by Eddie Haskel to describe Lumpy in an episode of "Leave It To Beaver".

The Cisco Kid had Pancho for ballast, Tarzan had Cheeta.

by Jim Inman August 25, 2006

Jolt her bones

To "jolt her bones" is to fuck her hard, deep, and savagely.

I told the chick on the internet that I would like to "jolt her bones". Next thing I know, she's at the front door with a bottle of wine!

by Jim Inman August 29, 2006

Golden Spike

Rock hard erection, hard as a railroad spike.

I rolled her over and drove the Golden Spike.

I woke-up with the golden spike, damn did I have to piss!

Pull over bro. I gotta drain the golden spike.

by Jim Inman August 16, 2006