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Smackwitch

A female heroine addict, especially one that shows years of drug abuse in her appearance and behavior. She is missing many teeth, and the ones left are rotten as all hell. See also Crankwitch and Crackwitch.
Fucking smackwitch whore squatted and pissed right next to the minivan, with me and the kids sitting right there! Welcome to San Francisco kids.
by Jim Inman August 20, 2006
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cheese weasel

A cheese weasel who is a woman (or gay man)who prefers to commit oral sex on uncircuncised men rather than scar dicks.
She explained that she was a cheese weasel, and wouldn't gime me head because I was cut like a jewboy.
by Jim Inman August 17, 2006
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south pole

We had wonderful sex, even went to the south pole.
by Jim Inman August 16, 2006
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tarmac

Tarmack is a reference to a discovery by a man named MacAdams. MacAdams found that crushed rock, as opposed to pea gravel, could be compacted into a firm and durable surface if mixed with asphalt tar and compacted.'Tarmac is a term almost universally misused to describe an airports runway, which are always concrete, not blacktop, paving, or tarmack.
Driving through the California motherload, we could see remains of the tarmack that once was the surface of the main road.
by Jim Inman August 17, 2006
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bitchmistress

A bitchmistress is an obstreperous and obnoxcious cunt of a woman who has a willing yet sniveling husband, trick, or boyfriend in tow. She makes him do everything for her and complaines the whole time, spending his cash and bitching. Meanwhile he eagerly grovels at her feet.
If that idiot and his bitchmistress ever come back, I'll eat glass before I'll wait on their table.
by Jim Inman August 20, 2006
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disastrophy

A catastrophy and a disaster in one incident.
If that volcano erupts, it will be the greatest disastrophy in American history.
by Jim Inman September 22, 2006
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prarie doggin'

The urgent need to pass a bowel movement.
Sorry dude, I gotta go, I've got a steamer prarie doggin' on me.

I don't know why she left in such a hurry, maybe she's got prarie dogs.
by Jim Inman August 16, 2006
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