Urban Dictionary: Definitions by jim inman

oreo road pizza

A roadkill skunk, especially one that can be smelled on the wind.

His fucking dog smelled like oreo road pizza.

I don't know what she calls that fragrance, but it smells like oreo road pizza.

My new truck is officially broken-in, I made oreo road pizza twice on the way to the lake.

by Jim Inman August 16, 2006

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betty

Betty Page is the inspiration for the term betty, which means a sexually desireable, and hot young woman, or prospective lay. The hottest nude model of the of "black and white" photographic era. Also, her trademark hair style in jet black.

You take the one in the polka dot blouse, I'll take Betty Page.

by Jim Inman August 25, 2006

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Sap

Sap is a term used in mess halls,firehouses, and greasy spoon restaurants to identify Pancake Syrup.

"Yo Mack. Please pass the salt and pepper and shoot me the sap too."

by Jim Inman August 16, 2006

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crackwitch

Crackwitch,Crankwitch,Smackwitch, a woman whoe's appearance and behavior suggest that she has endured years of drug abuse. She is missing many teeth, and what few are left, are rotten.

That old lady of Eric's is a crackwitch if ever I've seen one. Check-out the fangage on the bitch.

by Jim Inman August 20, 2006

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rectal nausea

The urgent need to pass a bowel movement, esp. suspected diahrreah.

Those peaches were delicious, but they gave me a terminal case of rectal nausea.

by Jim Inman August 17, 2006

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spamporn

Spamporn is the unwanted and graphic pornography that showes up on your internet/computer after 20 of your son's friends drink beer at your house while you were on vacation in New Mexico.

My goddamn fucking computer is totally infuckingfected with this bitches who squirt, spamporn shit.

by Jim Inman August 19, 2006

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