jim inman's definitions
A stoneager is a person with basic and limited computer skills. Usually an older person (50+)who did not have computers to deal with as a kid. The stoneager more often than not has an outdated computer, system, software, etc.
My mom wants me to come over for dinner, and while I'm there, install some software for her. She is a great cook, but a total stoneager.
by Jim Inman August 19, 2006
Get the stoneagermug. "Maggie gets her work done and more, but I still don't trust the shitweasel bitch."
"That shitweasel tried to pick-up on me, I told him to come back when his balls drop."
"That shitweasel tried to pick-up on me, I told him to come back when his balls drop."
by Jim Inman August 17, 2006
Get the shitweaselmug. by Jim Inman August 18, 2006
Get the blow a smoke ringmug. A female heroine addict, especially one that shows years of drug abuse in her appearance and behavior. She is missing many teeth, and the ones left are rotten as all hell. See also Crankwitch and Crackwitch.
Fucking smackwitch whore squatted and pissed right next to the minivan, with me and the kids sitting right there! Welcome to San Francisco kids.
by Jim Inman August 20, 2006
Get the Smackwitchmug. "Naw, we quit goin to Strange Willie's. The place has been taken over by asshackers."
" She is cute as a button, queer as Amelia Earhardt, and that asshacker Robert has her back."
" She is cute as a button, queer as Amelia Earhardt, and that asshacker Robert has her back."
by Jim Inman August 17, 2006
Get the asshackermug. A persons behavior or condition that is reminiscent of a laboratory rat that has been exposed to an excess of some chemical, toxin, or treatment, causing it to be or behave in an abnormal manner, rendering it useless for further scientific study.
We were drunk as lab rats.
Her boyfriend is a lab rat, 'fucker drank all the tequila and most of the beer!
Her boyfriend is a lab rat, 'fucker drank all the tequila and most of the beer!
by Jim Inman August 16, 2006
Get the lab ratmug. A treat for her. Her lover places two or more well lubricated and inspection gloved, fingers, into her anus, then firmly massages her G-spot and it's related squirt glands, through several thick layers of muscular vaginal and anal tissue, against her pubic bone. She goes off like a gun if you do it right! Don't spare the lube! See also asspuppet, cornweasel, etc.
Maggie had never experienced the buttpuppett, and was anxious to see if she would squirt when she was bound and played, by the other girls in her cabin.
by Jim Inman August 23, 2006
Get the buttpuppetmug.