jim inman's definitions

stuffit

A suggestion by one person to another recommending they stick it in their ass and shut-up.

Stuffit holmes, bitch don't need to hear that shit, show respek.

by Jim Inman August 16, 2006

loves me like his Ford

Love as deep and lasting as it can be.

Dick spends more time with that old ratrod than he spends up against my sweet white ass. I wish he would play me more, so I would know that he loves me like his Ford. I'm so jealous of that piece of junk.

by Jim Inman August 25, 2006

crackwitch

Crackwitch,Crankwitch,Smackwitch, a woman whoe's appearance and behavior suggest that she has endured years of drug abuse. She is missing many teeth, and what few are left, are rotten.

That old lady of Eric's is a crackwitch if ever I've seen one. Check-out the fangage on the bitch.

by Jim Inman August 20, 2006

infuckingfected

To be infuckingfected is to be infected personally or to have your computer infected and to be so fucking mad about it that you could burst a Goddamn blood vessel.

Argghhh! My fucking computer is infuckingfected!

by Jim Inman August 19, 2006

salt water Mexican

A Salt Water Mexican is any of the native Pacific islanders, including Hawaiians,Phillipinos,Samoans,etc.

Yea, they call him "Eskimo", but he is a salt water Mexican, born in Hawaii.

by Jim Inman February 28, 2007

lab rat

A persons behavior or condition that is reminiscent of a laboratory rat that has been exposed to an excess of some chemical, toxin, or treatment, causing it to be or behave in an abnormal manner, rendering it useless for further scientific study.

We were drunk as lab rats.

Her boyfriend is a lab rat, 'fucker drank all the tequila and most of the beer!

by Jim Inman August 16, 2006

buttpuppet

A treat for her. Her lover places two or more well lubricated and inspection gloved, fingers, into her anus, then firmly massages her G-spot and it's related squirt glands, through several thick layers of muscular vaginal and anal tissue, against her pubic bone. She goes off like a gun if you do it right! Don't spare the lube! See also asspuppet, cornweasel, etc.

Maggie had never experienced the buttpuppett, and was anxious to see if she would squirt when she was bound and played, by the other girls in her cabin.

by Jim Inman August 23, 2006