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A treat for her. Her lover places two or more well lubricated and inspection gloved, fingers, into her anus, then firmly massages her G-spot and it's related squirt glands, through several thick layers of muscular vaginal and anal tissue, against her pubic bone. She goes off like a gun if you do it right! Don't spare the lube! See also asspuppet, cornweasel, etc.
Maggie had never experienced the buttpuppett, and was anxious to see if she would squirt when she was bound and played, by the other girls in her cabin.
by jim inman August 23, 2006
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To be infuckingfected is to be infected personally or to have your computer infected and to be so fucking mad about it that you could burst a Goddamn blood vessel.
Argghhh! My fucking computer is infuckingfected!
by jim inman August 19, 2006
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Sap is a term used in mess halls,firehouses, and greasy spoon restaurants to identify Pancake Syrup.
"Yo Mack. Please pass the salt and pepper and shoot me the sap too."
by jim inman August 16, 2006
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The urgent need to pass a bowel movement, esp. suspected diahrreah.

Those peaches were delicious, but they gave me a terminal case of rectal nausea.
by jim inman August 17, 2006
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A butthacker is a homosexual male who cruises the straight bar scene, trying to pick-up on straight men. A pain in the ass (No pun intended). asshacker, shithacker, butt fly,
We used to go to Strange Willies, but not any more, the place is over-run with butthackers.
by jim inman August 28, 2006
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Meps is a nonsensical, negative, exclamation made by the Conehead family from Saturday Nite Live.
The cops are at the door! Mepps! Mepps!
by jim inman August 27, 2006
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An asshacker is a yuppy fag, cruising the bar scene, who tries to pick-up on straight guys.
"Naw, we quit goin to Strange Willie's. The place has been taken over by asshackers."

" She is cute as a button, queer as Amelia Earhardt, and that asshacker Robert has her back."
by jim inman August 17, 2006
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