jim hat's definitions

Turkey sandwich

a weiner between two buns, preferrably white

I had a tasty turkey sandwich last night

by JIM HAT October 8, 2004

Varinate

to marinate a tender meat in the juices of ones vagina.

I don't have anything to marinate this pork in. I think I'll varinate it.

by Jim Hat April 6, 2005

foreigner

a fucking queerass from another country. A foreigner is known to:
-taint the gene pool
-smell like ass or look like ass
-be gay
-speak an ugly language
-be a shitty driver
-have an undersized weiner or smelly vagina

hey this party is pretty dope. Wait, is that a foreigner. Eeewwww, Im fucking leaving

by JIM HAT February 17, 2005

the ferris wheel

to go around and ride the various sides which a female anatomy provides. Once you are bored with the ride, proceed in a cold hard bitch-slap

I rode the ferris wheel yesterday, my wife was pissed.

by JIM HAT October 15, 2004

hot tamale

when one obtains crabs or scabbies and they irritate their weiner so much that the weiner becomes swollen and turns a shade of deap red

i have a hot tamale. It hurts alot

by JIM HAT November 2, 2004

brimglick

to fondly stroke a womens pussy and then, out of the blue, slap her.

were getting a divorce because I brimglicked her last night

by JIM HAT October 14, 2004

Shnrgle

to go scuba diving in the lower depths of a womens asshole

Wanna go shnrgleing with me?

by JIM HAT October 8, 2004