3 definitions by jim's friend

a large, well formed turd
Everyone was having a great time at the neighborhood pool party until some idiot unleased an ass burrito.
by jim's friend October 3, 2011
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an ugly looking pussy, usually with lips that are floppy and dark at the edges, appearing like baloney after it has been pan fried, a childhood delicasey.
Damn, I'll bet Cher has some nasty fried baloney down there.
by jim's friend November 2, 2007
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