jh's definitions

quimfer

a quimfer is a person who sniffs male bikeseats and gets a kick out of it.

vergil: my ho did you get a wiff of that seat over their
Gordon: Why no what on earth would i do that for
vergil: well for kicks i am a quimfer
Gordon: oh realy thats very nice

by JH February 22, 2005

Calamaris

Used as the plural for calamari. It is used while a person is enjoying more then one calamari at one time. it is widely used overseas by Lebanese French men.

Marcie is enjoying her calamaris.

by JH May 6, 2003

frell

a non-taboo replacement for fuck. (tv series, 'Farscape')

note: rarely used in the sense, "to engage in sexual intercourse".

- we're all frelled.
- what the frell?
- frell!

by jh January 3, 2004

Lappy

Nickname of Los Angeles Kings forward Ian Laperriere. Can refer to anyone who likes to fight, talk shit, push people around, or has a horribly disfigured broken nose.

by JH March 14, 2003

slow your rolls

Used twoard some one who moves relativly fast in relation to speach, movement, and generally life.

John never has a moment to stop and think.
John pushes and pushes blindedly to get what he wants.
John franticly thinks life is wasting away.
John needs to slow his rolls.

by JH January 24, 2005

Bloop

When a person's fat stomach is revealed to the world.

by JH March 12, 2003

jenked

means you got jacked....someone stole something from you

" you just jenked my fries!"

by jh February 3, 2004