jh's definitions

jenked

means you got jacked....someone stole something from you

" you just jenked my fries!"

by jh February 3, 2004

PAL-Z

Obese know-it-all. Prime example of what a nose, or eyebrows, should not look like. What happens when you eat everything in sight, and have never set eyes on a hairbrush, or the sun.

1: Look, a PAL-Z, over there!
2: *yelling* STOP EATING!

by JH March 27, 2005

Griese

adj. Heavily inebriated. Publicly intoxicated. Drunk. Inconsistent.

I was totally Griese after those 25 beers last night.

by JH March 12, 2003

slow your rolls

Used twoard some one who moves relativly fast in relation to speach, movement, and generally life.

John never has a moment to stop and think.
John pushes and pushes blindedly to get what he wants.
John franticly thinks life is wasting away.
John needs to slow his rolls.

by JH January 24, 2005

Poogle

Newbie, loser, idiot, dumbass.
Bastardization of "Peener"
Origin: FHS Varsity Boys lacrosse team

"Dude, you're such a poogle

by JH May 15, 2004

oohrah

Military slang for 'yes sir' or 'agreed'

Get tactical Marines!
oohrah!

by JH November 15, 2004

Cock

A devise on men that doubles as a pool thermometer and a hot girl detector

Here let me use my cock to check the pool temp.

by JH May 12, 2014