a quimfer is a person who sniffs male bikeseats and gets a kick out of it.
vergil: my ho did you get a wiff of that seat over their
Gordon: Why no what on earth would i do that for
vergil: well for kicks i am a quimfer
Gordon: oh realy thats very nice
by JH February 22, 2005
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some who gets a jolly old kick from sniffing mens bike seats.
Basil : I say did you see jonnys new bike
regional : why yes i did i gave it a jolly good sniff
Basil : Oh my god you quimfer
by john February 15, 2005
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