307 definitions by jessica

a big star, celebrity
Michael Jordan is a monstar
by Jessica November 24, 2003
demented; not right in the head
When someone says the same thing to you ten times they're whacked.
by Jessica March 17, 2005
Drunk and highhh
Last night i drank 10 beers and smoked a fatty blunt, i was krunked up.
by jessica December 29, 2003
1. (n.) A result of a friend, stranger, or acquaintance making sexual relations or intercouse impossible (by accident or purposely) with a member of the same or opposite sex.
2. (v.) To make the act of having sexual relations with a member of the same or opposite sex impossible (by accident or on purpose.)
1. "Last night I was chillin' wit Shorty at a party, when some dude walked into the wrong room and she didn't feel like doin' it no more...I was an unfortunate victim of cock-block.

2. "Last night I saw James tryin' to hook up wit Jenny and he knows I like her! So, before she left wit him to the other room, I told her that he has Herpes. Next time I talk to him I'm sure he gonna wanna kick my ass for cock-blocking him."
by Jessica January 17, 2005
a rhetorical figure expressing comparison or likeness, by use of such words as like, as, so
Her eyes were as pretty as diamonds;
The sand was hot like fire

by Jessica September 11, 2003
an ounce
i got an o of some dank shit, we're gonna be really fucked up!
by jessica March 07, 2004
How "mofo" should be said...as it is supposed to be short-form for mother fucker...and fucker is clearly spelt with a u not an o
Happy birthday mofu!
by Jessica December 16, 2003
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