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carnessary

Noun. When one pronounces a word incorrectly due to a typeo, division of word(s) on separate lines, an accidental combination of more than one word, or a basic mispronounciation.
Example #1: Pronouncing "determined" as "deetermind"

Example #2: Pronouncing "car necessary" as "carnessary" because it was printed "carnecary"

Example #3: Reading "applaud" as "apple aud" because "appl" is on one line and "aud" is on the following line
by Jessica December 11, 2003
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spoonerism

- the unintentional transportation of sounds or of parts of words in speaking
"half-warmed fish"
for
"half-formed wish"
by Jessica September 11, 2003
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dildo

1. For women it is used for pleasuring themselves in place of a real penis up the vagina

2. For men it is used 4 anal sex with use of a dildo instead of a partener
A rubber instrument that is the shape of a penis, sometimes bigger..
by Jessica May 13, 2005
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mufuka

A nigga who is getting on your last fuckin' nerve.
Mufuka, was ya waitin' for me to turn into a buttafly?
by Jessica December 1, 2003
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FWF

n. paradise
n. escape from reality/home

stands for French Woods Festival (of the performing arts). It is the best performing arts camp ever, with so much to choose from.
To get away from home, I escape to FWF where dreams come true.
by Jessica December 22, 2004
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barlowgirl

A girl that does not date. Can also be barlowguy/dude/chick/chicklette/boy etc.etc.
Oh, she's a barlowgirl. She doesn't date. I wonder why.
by Jessica January 5, 2005
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dork

im such a friggen dork!
by Jessica September 24, 2003
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