jessica's definitions

carnessary

Noun. When one pronounces a word incorrectly due to a typeo, division of word(s) on separate lines, an accidental combination of more than one word, or a basic mispronounciation.

Example #1: Pronouncing "determined" as "deetermind"

Example #2: Pronouncing "car necessary" as "carnessary" because it was printed "carnecary"

Example #3: Reading "applaud" as "apple aud" because "appl" is on one line and "aud" is on the following line

by Jessica December 11, 2003

spoonerism

- the unintentional transportation of sounds or of parts of words in speaking

"half-warmed fish"
for
"half-formed wish"

by Jessica September 11, 2003

dildo

1. For women it is used for pleasuring themselves in place of a real penis up the vagina

2. For men it is used 4 anal sex with use of a dildo instead of a partener

A rubber instrument that is the shape of a penis, sometimes bigger..

by Jessica May 13, 2005

mufuka

A nigga who is getting on your last fuckin' nerve.

Mufuka, was ya waitin' for me to turn into a buttafly?

by Jessica December 1, 2003

FWF

n. paradise
n. escape from reality/home

stands for French Woods Festival (of the performing arts). It is the best performing arts camp ever, with so much to choose from.

To get away from home, I escape to FWF where dreams come true.

by Jessica December 22, 2004

barlowgirl

A girl that does not date. Can also be barlowguy/dude/chick/chicklette/boy etc.etc.

Oh, she's a barlowgirl. She doesn't date. I wonder why.

by Jessica January 5, 2005

dork

a cool nerd or geek or freak

im such a friggen dork!

by Jessica September 24, 2003