25 definitions by jenesis

solemn state

Individual who shows no emotion. Also known as a solemn gollum.

"Look at that solemn state, he's not even laughing at the jokes."

by jenesis September 18, 2004

scone

1. Small baked buttery cake.
2. To hit someone in the head.
3. One's head.

1. "Mmmm that's a tasty scone, mum!"
2. Thomson decided he was going to scone Larry Gomes with the next delivery.
3. The cricket ball hit Larry Gomes right in the scone.

by jenesis September 12, 2004

womble

1. large hairy animal from late 1970's kid's TV show
2. silly person

1. "The Wombles of Wimbledon Common are we."
2. "Don't eat that lightbulb, you womble!"

by jenesis October 1, 2005

maggotfarmer

Hilarious faux curse dubbed into TV versions of movies, usually to replace the word "motherfucker".

Most memorably spoken by Mario Van Peebles in "Heartbreak Ridge".

by jenesis September 12, 2004

dropkick

Dimwitted person, slow on the uptake.

"Where's that dropkick Gordon, he was supposed to be here an hour ago?"

by jenesis September 9, 2004

solemn gollum

Individual showing no emotion. See also solemn state.

"He didn't laugh once at that Andrew Dice Clay CD? Shit, what a solemn gollum."

by jenesis September 18, 2004

fucked in the head

1. Idiotic, stupid, not too clever.
2. Insane, crazy.

"I hear your cousin crashed his car again."
"Yeah, the guy's totally fucked in the head."

by jenesis September 9, 2004