Top Definition
is a disorder in which from oral sex involving the action of "hairy fish", pubic hairs are digested in large ammounts and appear in the fecal matter, thus being a "hairy turd"
Man Looks at his toilet bowl.
"Wife walks in
"I know, I have a patch missing"
by tallwhytboi March 23, 2005
a large hairy log (poo) that will come to life and eat your children.
AHHGHG! a hairy turd! RUNN!
by walker November 27, 2004
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