jebus's definitions

Shiggity

Very good. Pleasing. The best.

"You like my new pants?"
"Very Shiggity!"

by Jebus June 2, 2003

jak-away

A person who pretends to be away, when they arent.
a JERKFACE

man stop actin like a jak-away

by jebus April 7, 2003

fadeawaybitch

get your bitch on at www.fadeawaybitch.com
we love urbandictionary.com!

jebus is tired with his job and has some juicy email threads from his boss that the world should see. he posted them on fadeawaybitch.com!

by jebus August 14, 2003

YEAAAAAAH!

when you seem stunned by something that someone says, then you sarcastically rip on em'

YEAAAAAH! ok then, i had nooo idea you liked the Gaytona 500!

by jebus January 15, 2004

driveway

a place where one PARKS their automobile...often confused with PARKway

I'm going to park my car in your driveway

by Jebus July 4, 2003

wind sock

when a fart causes a purple sock to wave uncontrollably in the air.

Nesto ate Taco Bell for lunch and had a huge case of the wind sock.

by jebus October 14, 2003

sean connery

Once an ordinary man, Sean Connery has attained god-like power from his facial hair. He also makes great action movies.

Oh my god! It's Sean Connery! *worships*

by Jebus September 9, 2003