jebus's definitions

excremeditation

Meditating while poised upon the most holy of all thrones; the toilet. Seeking insight and enlightenment through defecation. The use of the great white throne to become at peace with the universe and to pinch a loaf.

(n.) I have gained much insight and relief after my excremeditaton. I also feel much lighter.

(v.) I am going to the bathroom to excremeditate.

by Jebus December 31, 2004

bat boy

a boy who is 50% bat, and 50% boy as described by Weekly World News.

Bot boy, 50% bat, 100% amazing

by Jebus January 4, 2005

IRL

A joke of a league that runs "dumbed down" races and continues to betray the "vision" with which it was sold to it's fans.

The IRL get's lower TV ratings on ABC that a test pattern.

by Jebus January 6, 2005

herpes

Adjective used to describe something that is real cool. Similiar slang terms are "Bitchin", "the Shit", and "Tits".

"My parents bought me a car for graduation."
"Wow, man! That's just herpes!"

by Jebus January 15, 2005

Railroad

To have anal sex with a woman using ribbed condoms, leaving a "railroad" track.

Becky got railroaded last night, now she hurts.

by Jebus January 21, 2005

cock breath

From Latin meaning, a cum-guzzler, a pole smoker, a person who loves deez nuts in their mouth. A girl names Kelly who is a dike.

What did you have for lunch cock breath? Some cock?

by Jebus January 26, 2005

left-handed football bat

Someone or something rather odd or f'd up you might say. A person who ate a few too many retard sandwiches.

My drill instructor was sure a left-handed football bat.

by Jebus January 27, 2005