jebus's definitions

fucktabulous

something that is so kick ass it can be compared to sex

god damn that starburst was fucktabulous

by Jebus December 10, 2002

left-handed football bat

Someone or something rather odd or f'd up you might say. A person who ate a few too many retard sandwiches.

My drill instructor was sure a left-handed football bat.

by Jebus January 27, 2005

bat boy

a boy who is 50% bat, and 50% boy as described by Weekly World News.

Bot boy, 50% bat, 100% amazing

by Jebus January 4, 2005

Gerbilling

Generally performed by homosexuals; the act of stuffing a gerbil up one's butt. Once in the folds of the anus, the gerbil becomes claustrophobic and claws and digs, giving the homosexual pleasure. A string is often tied to the gerbil's tail to allow the gerbiller to pull it back out. Toilet paper roles may also be used to help launch the gerbil into the homosexual's butt.

My gay friend went gerbilling with Richard Gere.

by Jebus November 17, 2006

mad Roman

to be stupid, foolish and on crack in excess; "foo"ish

That is so mad Roman, foo! You can't talk to the penguins

by Jebus February 26, 2003

wenus

A wimpy person. Someone who lacks backbone.

"Jenny hates spiders"
"She is such a wenus"

by Jebus June 2, 2003

HighWizard

The token fag of the infamous hacker conference, Defcon. Also known as "Stitch's Boyfriend", or "HizzleWizzle"

Anyone seen our local fag HighWizard?

by Jebus January 16, 2004