Skip to main content

jebus's definitions

Poking Around

(v.)
1) To walk/look about or through something without a point
2) To move or act slowly or aimlessly
3) To poke several girls in one day/night/party or look around for some girls to poke right away
4) To see what other people are up to because you have nothing else to do and want to do anything
1) Poking Around a pile of stuff
2) I just was poking around the house and did fuck all
3) Man I was poking around with three of those chick at the party last night
4) I was just poking around to see what the fuck you were up to
by JeBus February 16, 2004
mugGet the Poking Around mug.

two way

I'll two way ya' tomorrow
by Jebus May 10, 2004
mugGet the two way mug.

excremeditation

Meditating while poised upon the most holy of all thrones; the toilet. Seeking insight and enlightenment through defecation. The use of the great white throne to become at peace with the universe and to pinch a loaf.
(n.) I have gained much insight and relief after my excremeditaton. I also feel much lighter.

(v.) I am going to the bathroom to excremeditate.
by Jebus December 31, 2004
mugGet the excremeditation mug.

Aiden

A.K.A Da Bellmeister, Life and soul of the Sofa Cru. Loved by some..Hated by many, Loving boyfriend to his Girlfriend Cerrie. Fucking hard bastard to everyone else.
Aidens top quotes:
- Calm yourself
- Chillax
- Pint of the usaul please Sean
- Butters!!
- Cunt
- Don't worry he's South African
"1. Why would i try it on with your girlfriend, mines much better than yours..now calm yourself"
by jebus May 1, 2004
mugGet the Aiden mug.

Tour Wrap

A very prestigious and finer quality aftermarket grip for a golf club, distributed by Golf Pride Corporation. It has a signature soft feel to it, making it far superior to other grips on the market. Also, in a pinch, makes a dandy makeshift dildo.
The Golf Pride Tour Wraps have dramatically improved my game. And I use an extra one to slam into Katie when I can’t get it up!
by Jebus April 13, 2005
mugGet the Tour Wrap mug.

Ugly

by Jebus July 4, 2003
mugGet the Ugly mug.

driveway

a place where one PARKS their automobile...often confused with PARKway
I'm going to park my car in your driveway
by Jebus July 4, 2003
mugGet the driveway mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email