jb's definitions

cranberry sauce

Repulsive red form of fanny batter expelled during rag week from a nasty stinkbox

"I pulled her panties down and her vertical bacon sandwich was covered in fucking cranberry sauce!"

by JB July 19, 2003

Prostituted

wrecked, ruined, obliterated all meaning etc etc...

"she completely prostituted that song for me."

by JB September 1, 2003

spakimi

Pre-ejaculation juices from the male penis.

That girl gets me so hot she makes me leak spakimi.

by JB May 7, 2004

skeef

female acquaintance, bootycall, female for whom little respect is given

I was boning this skief the other day . . .

by jb May 22, 2003

bestwoodite

A slag who comes from bestwood estate, Nottingham, UK.

check out that dirty bestwoodite, she mings like the shit on my shox man.

by JB October 14, 2003

bueme

1. The meaning of life
2. The idiotic thing JT said at the end of the MTV Movie Awards Matrix Parody.

Architect: GO host the hell out of that show!

JT: Bueme!

by JB November 2, 2003

post padder

Individuals on message boards who contribute nothing more than an emoticon or a single word answer, occuppy valuable space that should be dedicated to more important matters.

Matrix has a big bag of nothing, but XNOUGHT is a real post padder.

by JB December 26, 2003