jb's definitions

cuntguzzlar

male or female, that eats pussy rather well.

i am a dam good cuntguzzlar

by JB June 24, 2004

woo

the finest girl who live on your block

Hey yo, woo just come out her house

by jb January 21, 2004

deanroy

A generic name used for estate chavs that dwell within England's burgeoning underclass network of council hice (plural of house) across the country.
Dean is a boffdog name and 'roy' should be added to any respectable English name to thus far chaverise it to a level that can be comprehended by those who believe school is where one goes to score marijuana or "link bud" as they refer to it, and to have oral sex performed on them by girls with an encyclopaedia's worth of communicable sexual diseases (Leanne from Bestwood. See bestwoodite)

"Yo Deanroy, you got a new tracksuit-dan? Its lookin heavy as my bling mate!"

"Ivandandeanroybeefcheeseskeefyoof!"
"Aye-Skeif"
(this means hello, how are you today)

by JB May 16, 2004

Velcro Gloves

Similar to the "sheep shagging" Velcro Glove useage, however this one is for gay men who like their men with lots of back hair (bears). Helps in hanging on, see Pillow Biter.

Here I come you big hairy man you! I've got on my Velcro Gloves

by jb October 26, 2004

gizza

when you cum in a girl mouth while she's givin head.

Yo dawg,my girl put my dick in her mouth and i was lik 'gizza'

by jb January 16, 2004

crumb

to make fun of, ridicule

"Quit crumbing on me!"

by JB November 14, 2003

Skitty Kitty

The act of compulsively getting wired on coffee first thing in the morning, so you can jack-off to work-out cable television programs before you go to work.

Sabo witnessed me getting skitty kitty every morning. He would tilt his head in a knowing way and make the sound "ewpf".

by JB March 12, 2003