jb's definitions

post padder

Individuals on message boards who contribute nothing more than an emoticon or a single word answer, occuppy valuable space that should be dedicated to more important matters.

Matrix has a big bag of nothing, but XNOUGHT is a real post padder.

by JB December 26, 2003

cuntguzzlar

male or female, that eats pussy rather well.

i am a dam good cuntguzzlar

by JB June 24, 2004

dude count

(Canadian) Whence giving a party, the amount of dudes on the invite list, corresponds naturally to the amount of dude attendees. The higher the dude count, the lamer the soiree unless you're a raving iron.

"Dude - I'm not going to that shwag... Look at the dude count!"

by JB July 23, 2003

cranberry sauce

Repulsive red form of fanny batter expelled during rag week from a nasty stinkbox

"I pulled her panties down and her vertical bacon sandwich was covered in fucking cranberry sauce!"

by JB July 19, 2003

Boco (n.)

Native North American Fatty. Indigenous to Rhode Island, but can be found swilling beer and triple cheeseburgers in Buffalo, NY.

I have never seen anyone short boco put away three racks of ribs. Drew Bledsoe would be proud.

by jb March 12, 2003

spakimi

Pre-ejaculation juices from the male penis.

That girl gets me so hot she makes me leak spakimi.

by JB May 7, 2004

Schtig

a cigarette

"Let's go for a schtig" or
"It's Schtig o'clock"

by JB January 30, 2004