jb's definitions

spakimi

Pre-ejaculation juices from the male penis.

That girl gets me so hot she makes me leak spakimi.

by JB May 7, 2004

hooly

Unreasonably strong winds, generally in excess of force 7.

Its blowin a hooly out there.

by Jb July 21, 2003

post padder

Individuals on message boards who contribute nothing more than an emoticon or a single word answer, occuppy valuable space that should be dedicated to more important matters.

Matrix has a big bag of nothing, but XNOUGHT is a real post padder.

by JB December 26, 2003

cuntguzzlar

male or female, that eats pussy rather well.

i am a dam good cuntguzzlar

by JB June 24, 2004

bueme

1. The meaning of life
2. The idiotic thing JT said at the end of the MTV Movie Awards Matrix Parody.

Architect: GO host the hell out of that show!

JT: Bueme!

by JB November 2, 2003

dude count

(Canadian) Whence giving a party, the amount of dudes on the invite list, corresponds naturally to the amount of dude attendees. The higher the dude count, the lamer the soiree unless you're a raving iron.

"Dude - I'm not going to that shwag... Look at the dude count!"

by JB July 23, 2003

woo

the finest girl who live on your block

Hey yo, woo just come out her house

by jb January 21, 2004