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spakimi

That girl gets me so hot she makes me leak spakimi.
by JB May 7, 2004
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hooly

Unreasonably strong winds, generally in excess of force 7.
Its blowin a hooly out there.
by Jb July 21, 2003
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post padder

Individuals on message boards who contribute nothing more than an emoticon or a single word answer, occuppy valuable space that should be dedicated to more important matters.
Matrix has a big bag of nothing, but XNOUGHT is a real post padder.
by JB December 26, 2003
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cuntguzzlar

male or female, that eats pussy rather well.
i am a dam good cuntguzzlar
by JB June 24, 2004
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bueme

1. The meaning of life
2. The idiotic thing JT said at the end of the MTV Movie Awards Matrix Parody.
Architect: GO host the hell out of that show!

JT: Bueme!
by JB November 2, 2003
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dude count

(Canadian) Whence giving a party, the amount of dudes on the invite list, corresponds naturally to the amount of dude attendees. The higher the dude count, the lamer the soiree unless you're a raving iron.
"Dude - I'm not going to that shwag... Look at the dude count!"
by JB July 23, 2003
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woo

the finest girl who live on your block
Hey yo, woo just come out her house
by jb January 21, 2004
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