jb's definitions

Kazaach

(Verb) - To download a dummy file using the kazaa P2P software program. File can be sometimes blank, 20 second loops of just the chorus, the first 20 seconds of the song then blank, or just blatently be the wrong file.

I was trying to download the new cum fiesta, but I was kazaached and got some beastility with a she-male.

Damn Kazaach! This is Edward Scissor Hands not Edward Penis-Hands like I requested!

by JB November 19, 2003

zanzibar

The coolest sounding name for a distant place that's location is unknown to many

"What's your favorite dish? I'm not gonna cook it, but I'll order it from Zanzibar."

by JB April 25, 2005

Atlantic City

A poor man's Las Vegas, with a beach and boardwalk.

A: Atlantic City is the sh*t, man!
B: I'd definitely use "sh*t" and Atlantic City in the same sentence.

by JB April 28, 2004

gluemo

The horse that's gonna get a free trip in the Bostik Magical Mystery Tour wagon for looking at me with intent to kill.

Hello Gluemo! how are you toda... what are you looking at me like that for Gluemo?

Don't come any closer!

G-Get back you long-faced biatch!!!!

NO!

AAARGH!!!

MR SHMANDERSEN! GET THE BOSTIK WAGON!

...

Ahh that's better. 1337!

by JB April 21, 2005

post padder

Individuals on message boards who contribute nothing more than an emoticon or a single word answer, occuppy valuable space that should be dedicated to more important matters.

Matrix has a big bag of nothing, but XNOUGHT is a real post padder.

by JB December 26, 2003

dude count

(Canadian) Whence giving a party, the amount of dudes on the invite list, corresponds naturally to the amount of dude attendees. The higher the dude count, the lamer the soiree unless you're a raving iron.

"Dude - I'm not going to that shwag... Look at the dude count!"

by JB July 23, 2003

bueme

1. The meaning of life
2. The idiotic thing JT said at the end of the MTV Movie Awards Matrix Parody.

Architect: GO host the hell out of that show!

JT: Bueme!

by JB November 2, 2003