jb's definitions

Amsterdam

John Ashcroft's worst nightmare.

Weed and sex can be found in abundance in Amsterdam.

by JB June 23, 2004

brazel dazzel

a faggot who is often seen bitching about people not being christianlike and/or explaining to girls how he doesnt understand them then asking to date

Look ryan's after laura agian...
omg...that stupid ass brazel dazzel will never learn...

by jb September 12, 2005

fatdar

Similar to gaydar, but differs in the way that it allows you to detect a fatty before they have a chance to sit on and/or eat you.

Whoa! Look at that butterbeast. My fatdar is going crazy!

by JB April 2, 2004

lapdic

a crooked dick

Atleast my lapdic does reach ya girl G spot.

by jb January 16, 2004

spakimi

Pre-ejaculation juices from the male penis.

That girl gets me so hot she makes me leak spakimi.

by JB May 7, 2004

cranberry sauce

Repulsive red form of fanny batter expelled during rag week from a nasty stinkbox

"I pulled her panties down and her vertical bacon sandwich was covered in fucking cranberry sauce!"

by JB July 19, 2003

Boco (n.)

Native North American Fatty. Indigenous to Rhode Island, but can be found swilling beer and triple cheeseburgers in Buffalo, NY.

I have never seen anyone short boco put away three racks of ribs. Drew Bledsoe would be proud.

by jb March 12, 2003