125 definitions by jb

JB

A homosexual fellow who is correct when it comes to politics of America, so far.

JB is such a queer, but his definition of America is great.

by jb July 9, 2003

BF-109

BF-109 is one of the greatest WW2 fighters of all time. It has shot down more aircraft than any other fighter in history. The BF-109 holds the worlds top aces forever. Aces such as Erich Hartmann-352 Arial Victories, erich Hartmann is the top ace of all time and probably ever.

Another victory in your 109 Hartmann?
BF-109 AKA-"Messerschmitt" "109".
BF-109|ME-109, same thing allies used "ME" and Germans "BF".

by jb July 5, 2004

woo

the finest girl who live on your block

Hey yo, woo just come out her house

by jb January 21, 2004

nut sack

A loose skin sack that holds nuts or balls.

Gmonk gets so excited when he beats me at golf, his nut sack tingles. He likes the feeling, but it only happens about 1 in every 20 rounds.

by jb April 7, 2003

EAT DIE!

1. A shortened, ungrammatical version of: "I am so violently pissed that I am going to kill you!"
2. A death threat*.
*Person issuing threat is often too angry or furious to use proper grammar. Usually followed by violent act.

Person 1: "I'm so sorry... are you mad?"
Person 2: "EAT DIE!"

by jb November 13, 2003

dude count

(Canadian) Whence giving a party, the amount of dudes on the invite list, corresponds naturally to the amount of dude attendees. The higher the dude count, the lamer the soiree unless you're a raving iron.

"Dude - I'm not going to that shwag... Look at the dude count!"

by jb July 23, 2003

Skitty Kitty

The act of compulsively getting wired on coffee first thing in the morning, so you can jack-off to work-out cable television programs before you go to work.

Sabo witnessed me getting skitty kitty every morning. He would tilt his head in a knowing way and make the sound "ewpf".

by jb March 12, 2003