Marines are horny and adaptable individuals who are always ready when needed, like bar fights or getting a plump woman laid
Call a Marine
Instead of 911
They’re built to improvise, adapt and overcome
When you’re in knee deep and you’re up shit’s creek
And you’ve tried everything
Tell you what you do
Call a Marine!
by Bob Saget Does Oral July 20, 2018
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