2 definitions by jax900

brothel

where your mom makes a living. yea, thats right. that food you're eating was purchased by prostitution profits.

John: Dude, your mom is smokin! I just did her down at the brothel!!

Jim: Aw, shut up man, i saw your mom there too.

by jax900 February 28, 2005

femurgasm

when you grab someone in the muscles right above their knee on the right and left sides while they aren't expecting it. it can be very shocking. almost orgasmic.
(you cant do it to yourself, so dont even try)

Note: not a sexual act

that dude pissed me off, so i gave him multiple femurgasms while he was sleeping.

by jax900 February 28, 2005