java monster's definitions

pentafinger

Another word for a human hand.

Mama, I'm gonna rock your cheeks with a vigorous pentafinger.

by java monster February 24, 2008

soapy papoose

1.) The act of pretending to be someone's freind to slip something by them, as if you were soggy bar of soap.

2.) A lathered freind.

I was just being a soapy papoose to get in with the nice fellows at the yaught club, those fruits.

It's not just a midget in the shower, it's my soapy papoose.

by java monster February 24, 2008

plugged out

1.) Ambiguously high; as in not plugged into reality.

2.) Unplugged

The cat's been plugged out ever since we fish bowled it's kitty-condo.

The TV isn't working right... ...I think it's too plugged out...

by java monster February 22, 2008

hamburger eyes

The puff that arises in ones eye lids after a serious smoke session.

All this chibba been given me hamburger eyes.

by java monster February 25, 2008

sly goose

A master of the art of conning.

That hamburglar is a real sly goose.

by java monster February 22, 2008

ripes

Long for "rips", referring to puffing the chibba.

All these grav ripes are making me feel like eating some salmon pinwheels.

by java monster February 22, 2008

brain kabob

An array of sequenced mental activity. Generally, a series of thoughts.

The President solved a conflict the other day in the Middle East after a hemorrhaging brain kabob with world leaders.

The President made a myriad of conflicts today in the Center West after a spell-binding brain kabob with a homeless dinosaur.

by java monster February 18, 2008