Definitions by java monster

ripes 

Long for "rips", referring to puffing the chibba.

All these grav ripes are making me feel like eating some salmon pinwheels.

ripes by java monster February 22, 2008

chibba 

Another word for marijuana.

Is there a difference between "smoking" and "puffing" the chibba?

chibba by java monster February 22, 2008

oversit

the opposite of understand.

Nobody understands me, they all oversit me.

oversit by java monster February 22, 2008

duck shot 

To toast a shot of awful booze, usually USA rum, to a plastic duck at Sunday River.

To old farts were making their way up the mountain on a chair lift, when a plastic bird forced them to duck shot, an then quack afterwards.

duck shot by java monster February 20, 2008

salmon pinwheel 

Rob's fav dish. Usually made from sock-eye salmon, and stuffing consists usually of king crab, mmmmm, delishus. I first saw it at Sam's Club in Lowell.

Rob was pooped from doing GUI so he devoured a salmon pinwheel.

salmon pinwheel by java monster February 18, 2008

foot canoe 

A stupidly big shoe. When someone's shoe is so mammoth it is as if they're sailing down the street in those gargantuan laced souls.

The only shoes the little asian lady could find to wear were Shaq's slippers, so she walked out to get the mail in a pair of foot canoes.

Big-foot went to the shoe store where Al Bundy fit his tootsie with a foot canoe.

foot canoe by java monster February 18, 2008

brain kabob 

An array of sequenced mental activity. Generally, a series of thoughts.

The President solved a conflict the other day in the Middle East after a hemorrhaging brain kabob with world leaders.

The President made a myriad of conflicts today in the Center West after a spell-binding brain kabob with a homeless dinosaur.

brain kabob by java monster February 18, 2008