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poohead

1.) A term used by gods to humiliate one, or make one feel inferior to you.
2.) A word at random, just to fill in a blank space in a sentance or to shut some1 up.
Roy is a poohead when he disobeys god!
*mumble mumble* POOHEAD! *mumble*
by Java February 15, 2003
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aye

A name that will forever serve as a memorandum among Ethel, Walter and MQ
Oooo, I am walter, a foolish 79-year old wanna-be sea captain... I want my Aye!
by Java February 15, 2003
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gasoline

Gasoline: Hostile

Gasolinism: Hostility

Gasolinic: (adjective) Hostile



GASOLINE SCALE:



0-25%: Premium (A little hostile)

25-50%: Midgrade (Somewhat hostile)

50-75%: Regular (Pretty hostile)

75-100%: Leaded (SERIOUSLY hostile! You don't want Leaded!)

100-up%: JET FUEL! (Aahh, I'm not even gonna go there!)

For opposite definitions, see "Diesel".
SITUATION 1-

Dondo: Java, Buzz off!!

Java: Man, Adam! That's a sign of Gasolinism- right there! So, how Gasoline are you?

Dondo: Pretty Gasoline!

Java: All right then. (leaves)

Java: Guys, Adam's Gasoline rating is at Regular Unleaded. Why is this and what can I do to make him Diesel again?


SITUATION 2-

Friend: Daniel is having major problems with his girlfriend. She's been fighting and cheating on him.

Java: So, how Gasoline is she?

Friend: She is really, highly, and EXTREMELY Gasoline!

Java: Well, beyond Gasoline would be Jet Fuel...

Friend: Yes, She is JET FUEL!!
by Java September 7, 2004
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gasolinism

Tovar: (does a gasoline act)

Java: That's a sign of Gasolinism, Tovar.

Tovar: Today happens to be Gasoline Java Day.

Java: What if I were to spray you with Diesel Fuel??

Tovar: Then I'd stick a comb handle up your 455 and be even more gasoline.
by Java September 7, 2004
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Diesel

Slang/metaphor to signify friendship and levels thereof.

Diesel: Friendly
Dieselness or Dieselhood: Friendliness

DIESEL SCALE:

0-33%: American Diesel- Below 50 Cetane (New Friend - Regular Friend)

33-66%: European Diesel- Above 50 Cetane (Regular Friend - Good Friend)

66-100%: Biodiesel- Cetane Unknown but helpful to the environment. (Good Friend - Best Friend)

100% & up: Fuel Cell (like those prototype Hydrogen Fuel Cells. In other words, if the Opposite Sex is Fuel Cell towards you, they like you more than a friend.)

Fuel Cell is Heterosexual only. Homosexual love is so different it requires its own fuel! See Solar Power.
(DISCLAIMER:

- Never, EVER spray Diesel Fuel on a person acting gasoline towards you!

- Even though it sounds like a quick & easy fix to a friendship, it will NOT work!

- In fact, their gasolinism will worsen, or worse- their stance towards you may sink to the abyss of being Jet Fuel!!

- This is only a slang/metaphor/analogy so please keep this in mind!)


Example 1: Hey Dane, why aren't you being Diesel tonight? Oh, DGray is possessing you again?? Dane, I know you're in there somewhere, so fight him out of your body!

Example 2: So Josh, how Diesel is your girlfriend?

Josh: She's more than that; She's pretty Fuel Cell, man!

Example 3: The most important part is- you survived. That's the most diesel thing you can ever do for us.

Example 4: That guy is acting a little TOO diesel towards you! Do you think he's showing a little... ...solarity?

Example 5: While I was on the phone at a gas station, when I saw a diesel truck pass, they increased my credit limit to $750.

However, I was at this gas station that didn't serve any diesel, so when I got done refueling, I saw a car rear-end another, which is a pretty gasoline thing to happen!
by Java February 8, 2005
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