Hypothetically, lets say I was having a bad day and was "gasoline
you. If, at that time, you were to spray me in the face with diesel
fuel from a squirt bottle, it would result in an instant eruption of violence, as well as putting me into a Jet Fuel
mood towards you. And I can tell you
that most people who are not paralytically timid would react in a similar manner. Under no circumstances to any person would such an action improve your standing with them.
ADD-ON: I'd suggest buying Diesel
brand clothes instead. That may lower peoples' gasolinism
, depending on the person and fashion choice.