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by Java February 15, 2003
Get the aye mug.A snake slithers towards you and bites you in the ankle. The venom drops you to the ground in 5 seconds.
You could never scream because you don't feel any pain; the body just shuts down.
You have died of a mute f8. Sweet dreams in your permanent sleep!
You could never scream because you don't feel any pain; the body just shuts down.
You have died of a mute f8. Sweet dreams in your permanent sleep!
by Java January 24, 2005
Get the f8 mug.Another Non-Offensive swear:
"C-less Castle"
If you say "Castle" without the "C", although the spelling would be "Astle", when you pronounce it out loud, the phoenetics would make it sound like you're saying (the obscene 7-letter "A" word).
"C-less Castle"
If you say "Castle" without the "C", although the spelling would be "Astle", when you pronounce it out loud, the phoenetics would make it sound like you're saying (the obscene 7-letter "A" word).
"You know what you are? You're a C-less Castle."
"What's that?"
"Say 'Castle' without the 'C'"
"Umm, 'Astle'?"
"Yep!"
"What's that?"
"Say 'Castle' without the 'C'"
"Umm, 'Astle'?"
"Yep!"
by Java July 16, 2004
Get the non-offensive swears mug.Someone deserves a good swift kick in the 455!
That 455 Cubic-Inch engine kicks 455 and the 454 outta the water!
And what the heck is an "ASA engine" anyway?
That 455 Cubic-Inch engine kicks 455 and the 454 outta the water!
And what the heck is an "ASA engine" anyway?
by Java February 11, 2005
Get the 455 mug.Someone who defies normality when using the bathroom (usually at a college dorm or a frat) by pooping in the wrong places, usually near the toilet.
Preferred places for a Fecal crusader:
Floor on Side of Toilet
Toilet Paper Dispenser
Shower Area
Floor Behind Toilet
Also, someone that we want to beat up SO MUCH, but always disappears before we discover his fecal carnage.
Preferred places for a Fecal crusader:
Floor on Side of Toilet
Toilet Paper Dispenser
Shower Area
Floor Behind Toilet
Also, someone that we want to beat up SO MUCH, but always disappears before we discover his fecal carnage.
Java: Hey man, why's the door locked?
Printz: The Fecal Crusader struck again!
Dondo: Yeah, he was s----ing off the side of the f---in' toilet.
Java: Did you see anyone run?
Braaten: Nope!
Java: Wow, he goes in and out so fast he probably doesn't even wipe! If you caught the Fecal Crusader, what would you do with him?
Printz: I'd invite him to sleep with me just so I'd kill him.
Printz: The Fecal Crusader struck again!
Dondo: Yeah, he was s----ing off the side of the f---in' toilet.
Java: Did you see anyone run?
Braaten: Nope!
Java: Wow, he goes in and out so fast he probably doesn't even wipe! If you caught the Fecal Crusader, what would you do with him?
Printz: I'd invite him to sleep with me just so I'd kill him.
by Java June 23, 2004
Get the Fecal Crusader mug.Hostile: Gasoline
Hostility: Gasolinism
HOSTILE (GASOLINE) SCALE:
0-25%: Premium (A little hostile)
25-50%: Midgrade (Somewhat hostile)
50-75%: Regular (Pretty hostile)
75-100%: Leaded (SERIOUSLY hostile! You don't want Leaded!)
100-up%: JET FUEL! (Aahh, I'm not even gonna go there!)
Hostility: Gasolinism
HOSTILE (GASOLINE) SCALE:
0-25%: Premium (A little hostile)
25-50%: Midgrade (Somewhat hostile)
50-75%: Regular (Pretty hostile)
75-100%: Leaded (SERIOUSLY hostile! You don't want Leaded!)
100-up%: JET FUEL! (Aahh, I'm not even gonna go there!)
Diesel powered vehicles are more friendly than Gasoline-powered ones, so that's why someone is "diesel" when they're friendly, yet "gasoline" when they're hostile. Here's why:
Diesel vehicles are known to be better in general than Gasoline-powered ones. They have:
-Longer-lasting engines
-Higher fuel mileage
-Better exhaust scent
-Pleasant sound
-Greater towing capacity
-Greater torque
Whereas Gasoline-powered vehicles:
-Guzzle more fuel
-Emit unpleasant exhaust fumes
...And you get the idea.
Did I also mention that Diesel Fuel costs less to make than Gasoline?
Diesel vehicles are known to be better in general than Gasoline-powered ones. They have:
-Longer-lasting engines
-Higher fuel mileage
-Better exhaust scent
-Pleasant sound
-Greater towing capacity
-Greater torque
Whereas Gasoline-powered vehicles:
-Guzzle more fuel
-Emit unpleasant exhaust fumes
...And you get the idea.
Did I also mention that Diesel Fuel costs less to make than Gasoline?
by Java September 7, 2004
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