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Beyond Gasoline. If someone's Jet Fuel towards you, they're being more than hostile- they're being a complete C-less Castle.
Also "permagasoline". (but not always. Usually just "feels" permanent.)
Also "permagasoline". (but not always. Usually just "feels" permanent.)
Braaten:
Hypothetically, lets say I was having a bad day and was "gasoline" towards
you. If, at that time, you were to spray me in the face with diesel fuel from a squirt bottle, it would result in an instant eruption of violence, as well as putting me into a Jet Fuel mood towards you. And I can tell you
that most people who are not paralytically timid would react in a similar manner. Under no circumstances to any person would such an action improve your standing with them.
ADD-ON: I'd suggest buying Diesel brand clothes instead. That may lower peoples' gasolinism, depending on the person and fashion choice.
Hypothetically, lets say I was having a bad day and was "gasoline" towards
you. If, at that time, you were to spray me in the face with diesel fuel from a squirt bottle, it would result in an instant eruption of violence, as well as putting me into a Jet Fuel mood towards you. And I can tell you
that most people who are not paralytically timid would react in a similar manner. Under no circumstances to any person would such an action improve your standing with them.
ADD-ON: I'd suggest buying Diesel brand clothes instead. That may lower peoples' gasolinism, depending on the person and fashion choice.
by Java September 7, 2004
Get the jet fuel mug.1.) A term used by gods to humiliate one, or make one feel inferior to you.
2.) A word at random, just to fill in a blank space in a sentance or to shut some1 up.
2.) A word at random, just to fill in a blank space in a sentance or to shut some1 up.
by Java February 15, 2003
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A snake slithers towards you and bites you in the ankle. The venom drops you to the ground in 5 seconds.
You could never scream because you don't feel any pain; the body just shuts down.
You have died of a mute f8. Sweet dreams in your permanent sleep!
You could never scream because you don't feel any pain; the body just shuts down.
You have died of a mute f8. Sweet dreams in your permanent sleep!
by Java January 24, 2005
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"C-less Castle"
If you say "Castle" without the "C", although the spelling would be "Astle", when you pronounce it out loud, the phoenetics would make it sound like you're saying (the obscene 7-letter "A" word).
"C-less Castle"
If you say "Castle" without the "C", although the spelling would be "Astle", when you pronounce it out loud, the phoenetics would make it sound like you're saying (the obscene 7-letter "A" word).
"You know what you are? You're a C-less Castle."
"What's that?"
"Say 'Castle' without the 'C'"
"Umm, 'Astle'?"
"Yep!"
"What's that?"
"Say 'Castle' without the 'C'"
"Umm, 'Astle'?"
"Yep!"
by Java July 16, 2004
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That 455 Cubic-Inch engine kicks 455 and the 454 outta the water!
And what the heck is an "ASA engine" anyway?
That 455 Cubic-Inch engine kicks 455 and the 454 outta the water!
And what the heck is an "ASA engine" anyway?
by Java February 11, 2005
Get the 455 mug.Someone who defies normality when using the bathroom (usually at a college dorm or a frat) by pooping in the wrong places, usually near the toilet.
Preferred places for a Fecal crusader:
Floor on Side of Toilet
Toilet Paper Dispenser
Shower Area
Floor Behind Toilet
Also, someone that we want to beat up SO MUCH, but always disappears before we discover his fecal carnage.
Preferred places for a Fecal crusader:
Floor on Side of Toilet
Toilet Paper Dispenser
Shower Area
Floor Behind Toilet
Also, someone that we want to beat up SO MUCH, but always disappears before we discover his fecal carnage.
Java: Hey man, why's the door locked?
Printz: The Fecal Crusader struck again!
Dondo: Yeah, he was s----ing off the side of the f---in' toilet.
Java: Did you see anyone run?
Braaten: Nope!
Java: Wow, he goes in and out so fast he probably doesn't even wipe! If you caught the Fecal Crusader, what would you do with him?
Printz: I'd invite him to sleep with me just so I'd kill him.
Printz: The Fecal Crusader struck again!
Dondo: Yeah, he was s----ing off the side of the f---in' toilet.
Java: Did you see anyone run?
Braaten: Nope!
Java: Wow, he goes in and out so fast he probably doesn't even wipe! If you caught the Fecal Crusader, what would you do with him?
Printz: I'd invite him to sleep with me just so I'd kill him.
by Java June 23, 2004
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