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3 definitions by jamspoon

That part of a person's carbon footprint caused by gaseous bodily emissions.
1. A moose has a carbon fartprint equivalent to a small car.

2. Despite their higher personal contribution vegetarians have a lower carbon fartprint than meat eaters as cows produce huge quantities of methane.
by jamspoon September 07, 2007
Read the fucking instructions.
Next time I assemble flat pack furniture I'll RTFI
by jamspoon November 29, 2007
Derogatory name for an Manchester United fan. The word is usually capitalised.
eg "Look at that AIG in his new home shirt."
by jamspoon April 06, 2006