james werdsbond's definitions

Fin

Definition 1: A half a man with a half a finger. Someone who played for the CBA, got nowhere and now he sells toilets for a living.

*A half a finger deserves a half a word, so the word "fin-ger" is now just "fin".

Dan: Hey Tony, what happened to your finger? Was it chopped off by a snapping pussy?

Tony: Yea, probably. That's not the only thing I lost in there!

Dan: Awe..., cry me a river :(

by James Werdsbond July 12, 2011

Breuklen

Variant spelling of "Brooklyn"

Whe Breuklen at?

by James Werdsbond July 15, 2010

cockbred

A straight guy who is raised by two gay parents and then later himself turns gay.

Yo Oscar, check out this fuckin' cockbred sunovabitch ova there! Poor guy can't get a girl to stay at his crib 'coz his dads are always pluggin' it in the other room...

by James Werdsbond December 25, 2010

Patel

A person who goes to a store and asks for a discount on an already discounted item

Yo Vlad, you see that "Patel" over there? Give him that 2% discount and call it a day.

by James Werdsbond July 15, 2010