james's definitions

estate agent

A muppet with no soul (becuase to be an estate agent you have to sell it) that screws you over for every cent you have. He has no mother as he as already sold her and he knows where you live.

"That F&%&king estate agente ripped me off."

by James January 18, 2005

Dirty leg

The quiet, silent, gal in your office who has more miles on her than Liz Taylor's mattress with questionable hygienic practices. Oft times you can see the fluid building up in her shoes.

That Gevevieve is one gigantic dirty leg.

by James March 10, 2004

Dashboard Confessional

A whiney Emo-Pop band. Lyrics involve high pitched singer crying about how his girlfriend broke up with him and he has a hole in his sweater.

I am going to go in my room, turn off all the lights, write a blog in my live journal and then cut myself while I listen to Dashboard Confessional.

by James February 10, 2005

Honeyslut

A term used to describe a young babe (female) who appears to be slightly slutty, yet not over doing it. Highly attractive female who would probably do you if you worked her.

Check out that honeyslut, she probably wants it now.

by James March 29, 2003

Shit Your ass

The flow of human excrament as it flows out your anal sphyncter down your leg and out your pant leg.

Damn, man after a hard day at work I love to come home and shit my ass...

or...

GET THE FUCK OUTTA THE WAY IM GONNA SHIT MY ASS ALL OVER!

by James February 24, 2004

helicoptering

when you slap your penis round a womans face

Hey whats that bruise on your cheek?
Oh, thats just when finley helicoptered me.

by james March 10, 2003

coming out the neck

To come out the neck is to talk bullshit and or cause rumors.

Mary was on her way to class when Jane starting coming out the neck to Mary about how she was a hoe for sleeping with Smoky.

by James December 14, 2003