james's definitions

It'll gitcha

A reply to a statemnet whenever a situation becomes out of control or crazy. (It will get you)

-Did you see that broad.
reply: It'll gitcha.
-He drank 13 quarts of Olde English.
reply: It'll gitcha.

by James September 22, 2003

bashford

bashford is a insult for someone who is useless or lousy.

Your so bashford
or
What a bashford

by James October 15, 2004

poop

a black or brown or any wied dark color of a sloppy substance that comes out of the ass hole

wow look at that poop

by james April 14, 2004

whack-whack

Computer slang for backslash backslash

Go to whack-whack MyComputerName whack c dollar sign. \\MyComputerName\c$

by James February 24, 2005

Antisoiler

An individual of incredible attractiveness and moral worth with exemplary standards of personal hygiene, whose presence has the almost supernatural ability to purify the unclean.

Verb = to antisoil.

It became clear to Kris eventually that James was indeed the true antisoiler.

by James February 3, 2004

Chocolate Eclair

When engaged in foreplay, a woman defecates in her hand and gives the man a hand job.

Due to her knowledge of John's fecal preoccupation, Cindy gave him a Chocolate Eclair.

by James November 21, 2003

tender hamilton

an unspeakably involved and nasty sex act, on par with the rusty trombone and the dirty sanchez

i couldn't give an example if i wanted to ... it is really that upsetting.

by james July 1, 2003