james's definitions

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A number which UK residents can dial to be put through to an operator in India which has had 6 hours english training, in an attempt to find a telephone number for a named company/residence. Most often results in temper loss and incohorent screaming from both parties.

The NEW 192-Directory Enquiries. Live it. 118-118.

by James June 15, 2004

piss

Warm yellow substance ejected from the "pee hole" as kids so eloquently refer to it.Tasting is not recomended!

I have to Piss like a race horse!

by James April 23, 2003

eat shit

the act of putting a bit or chunk of feces in one's mouth, and then swallowing.

I am eating a piece of shit.

by James July 25, 2003

turgor pressure

internal pressure of a cell due to water held there by osmotic pressure

A plant cell has its normal shape and turgor pressure in isotonic solution

by james December 13, 2003

Servant of The Night

a wet dream.

my servant of the night came and relieved me of my sexual frustration.

by James January 22, 2004

Townies (Towny made redundant as you'll never see one alone)

basically,, the biggest set of fuckers you will EVER find roaming the geen plains of fair england. likes include banging thier hoes, smoking cheap ciggeretes, attacking the small percentage of the population, in vastly unfair numbers that are inntimidated by them. also along with aol, msn messenger have mannaged to completly barstardize the english language by talking what can only be described as "warm diarrhea"

rudeboy 1: im a cunt
me: i couldnt agree more

by james December 19, 2003

medium

When your penis is neither erect or flacid (the period between 'up' and 'down')

Is that the biggest you go?
No a few more inches yet, let it grow it's only on its medium

by james March 10, 2003