james's definitions

Guesty

A ridiculously enthusiastic personage. Convinced that everything's going to come up roses. Incapable of touching anything that will not, inevitably, fuck up. Completely unaware that the world will fall around his ankels once agin.

"Oh, well done, Guesty, that's worked a fucking treat, hasn't it"

"Yeah, Guesty, I'll put my money on that next ime, you chump"

by james November 15, 2003

tawton

one sexy cunt

"you sexy cunt, tawton

by james November 15, 2003

repo

Rear Entry Penetration Only

my mate went to bang this chick but she was strictly repo so he had to charge the corn

by james November 17, 2003

yellow marshmellow

when a guy pisses in a chicks tampon and it inflates to a disgusting, soft yellow mass, usually happens in the act of banging a chick with her periods and pissing inside her.

"yeah i went to slam my bitch but she had her rags so i gave her a yellow marshmellow instead

by james November 17, 2003

interest

the cost of borrowing money.

"the interest on the national debt alone is abhorrent."

by James November 17, 2003

hypocrisy

antonymy; simply put,an opposite result to an otherwise apparent pretense.

Hypocrisy is preaching good while at the same time practicing evil.

by James November 17, 2003

i before e

....except for words that have the pronouncation "ay" in them.

weigh, neighbor etc.

by James November 18, 2003