james's definitions

what the shit

Alternative to What the Fuck; means the same exact thing

Did he just do what I think he did? What the shit!

by James April 18, 2003

Salvia Divinorum

Salvia divinorum is a soft-leaved green plant, native to Southern Mexico, which contains a powerful psychoactive chemical known as Salvinorin. S. divinorum has been used traditionally in Mexico for healing and divination and became available in the underground psychedelic culture around the world starting in the early 1990's. S. divinorum is also known as "la pastora" / "the shepherdess", "the leaves of the shepherdess", "diviner's mint" or "diviner's sage", and in context simply as "Dalvia". There are many species and varieties within the genus 'Salvia' and plants commonly found in garden stores are almost certainly not S. divinorum unless specifically labelled as such.

Strong effects can be difficult to attain from smoking dried leaf, but extracts and potency-bred leaves can cause dramatic, sometimes frightening, and completely enfolding entheogenic mind-states. Many people who try S. divinorum do not find the effects at all pleasant and choose not to repeat the experience. Salvia divinorum is traditionally used by chewing pairs of leaves. Modern use includes both smoking and chewing the leaves. When the leaves are chewed, the quid and bitter juice are held in the mouth to increase absorption

I had a very spiritual experience after I had smoked Salvia Divinorum.

by James October 25, 2003

Cottaging

the persuit of homosexual "Acts" of an anonymous nature in pubilc lavatories via a small and well crafted hole in the cubicle wall to ensure

"Please excuse me a second Nathanial, I'm going to check out the cottaging facilities"

"Ow" exclaimed Bowden "My Japseye seems to contain an angry splinter. I know i should have sanded the cottaging hole"

by James November 11, 2003

sopo

Slang for bad

'Yo bruv, your so sopo'

by James April 3, 2004

wwcd

WWCD stands for "What Would Conan Do" as in Conan O'Brien. It was modeled after the famous WWJD (What Would Jesus Do) products.

Dude1: I saw a nun drop her purse. What should I do?
Voice: What would Conan Do?
Dude1: (bends down to pick up the purse and looks up the nun's dress)

by James March 1, 2005

bakayado

adj means stupid, dumbass, etc in Japanese

Bush is a bakayado

by JAMEs September 21, 2003

J-Town

A border town near El Paso, Texas (AKA Juarez, Mexico) where local college students from NMSU (New Mexico State University, Las Cruces, New Mexico) and UTEP (University of Texas at El Paso, Texas) go to get really really intoxicated. Features drink-n-drown for $10 and the legal drinking age in MX is 18 ;)

It's Monday at noon, finals are over. Let's all get in the car and go to J-Town!

by James December 21, 2003