5 definitions by jake5443
"suffered insomnia that kept me up until 3 watching the most dreadful sci-fi krep you can imagine..."
by jake5443 January 11, 2005
Generic term for any franchise fast-food hellhole. Suck.com used to use it in its articles before they died
by jake5443 November 5, 2004
The slowly-built-up brownish filth that accumulates on items that come in contact with many different dirty fingers. Commonly found on that nasty 10-year-old keyboard you have to use at work, public restrooms, remote controls, etc. Source: overheard in local conversation
by jake5443 March 7, 2006
A car rented to go buy drugs with. Useful to avoid seizure of one's own property if caught by police. As seen on COPS.
by jake5443 July 19, 2004
Military slang for getting assigned to Fleet Assistance Personnel. Basically it's when your unit is required to temporarily send X number of warm bodies to do menial tasks for the base or the squadron or something, and you're picked to be part of the group. Occasionally a cool gig and a welcome break from routine, but a lot of the time it's something godawful and involves Twentynine Palms or the term "grease trap". Usually assigned to new arrivals as a rite of passage, and to shitbags that aren't wanted in their unit
"What happened to Johnson? I haven't seen him in ages."
"He kept fucking up so he's been fapped out to 990 for over a year now."
"He kept fucking up so he's been fapped out to 990 for over a year now."
by jake5443 December 5, 2007