jaggo's definitions

scag

The front point of a hemroller, i.e. Truggo.

Dude, I just got scagged for drinking beer in Mill Valley.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

off your shit

To be a little fuckoed in the head.

Dude, after I've jammed 10 pencils in your ears, you seemed to be a tad off your shit.

by Jaggo March 22, 2004

fuckadillo

Any fucked up situation, i.e. stigwashed or fuckoed.

Dude, after I missed the aclu building with my freight train, I figured it was pretty much a fuckadillo.

by Jaggo March 22, 2004

stog

Similar to mung. Has nothing to do with cigarettes, that is Stoge, short for stogie, a cigar.

See stog fly.

Dude, whats wrong with this world is everyone is illiterate. They think stog has something to do with tobacco.

by Jaggo March 23, 2004

nafta

A wonderful fuckadillo that is destroying our country and spreading disease because we are too sissy to stand up for ourselves and fear to be called racist when the issue actually has nothing to do with race, but racist fuckos say it does.

See also dirty mexican produce, aztlan, mecha, and gringo.

Dude, I'm so glad that we let undocumented drivers bring trucks dripping with human fecal matter across the border and run over school children while delivering produce that will give you hepatitis so big restaurants can save a dime or two.

by Jaggo March 22, 2004

trucker speed

Ephedrine tablets, available at most gas stations and truck stops.

See mini thins and yellowjackets.

Cletus jackknifed his rig on the 101 after being hopped up on trucker speed for 1000 miles.

by Jaggo March 22, 2004

Dependency Theory

A silly idea employed by immature shitheels who would rather riot about idiotic shit than get a real job.

Dude, my parents spoiled me so bad that I love to think I'm smart by talking about Dependency Theory and listen to Rage Against the Machine.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004