jaggo's definitions

stog fly

A fly that hovers about piles of stog.

Dude, I'm a stog fly, look at me hover about this large pile of stog.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

chuggaloo

A professional drinker.

Not to be confused with chubbaloo.

Dude, that guy just drank a case of forties. He's a regular chuggaloo.

by Jaggo March 23, 2004

nutseeker

Any small dog that continually insists on jumping in your lap and landing on your nads.

After that little nutseeker smashed my sack for the thirtieth time, I had no choice but to practice my golf swing with it. Now my golf game is vastly improved, and my sack is left alone.

by Jaggo March 23, 2004

fague

Proper english for fag.

Dude, I must say you are quite the fague on this momentous occasion.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

scag

The front point of a hemroller, i.e. Truggo.

Dude, I just got scagged for drinking beer in Mill Valley.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

Dependency Theory

A silly idea employed by immature shitheels who would rather riot about idiotic shit than get a real job.

Dude, my parents spoiled me so bad that I love to think I'm smart by talking about Dependency Theory and listen to Rage Against the Machine.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

sumfuck

An arrogant prick that needs dispensing.

Dude, Im gonna kick Sumfuck in the teeth.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004