jaggo's definitions

cop a squat

For a female to take a leak.

Dude, after my sex change, I had to get used to copping a squat as opposed to my old activity of standing up while urinating and copping a peek at the dingus next to me.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

dirty mexican produce

The wonderful by-product of that fuckadillo called NAFTA. Produce grown in Mexico, where they use human waste as fertilizer, resulting in various sicknesses among unsuspecting gringoes, including Hepatitis and Salmonella. This cheap and inferior product is destroying the United States tomato industry, as well as many other forms of agriculture.

Dude, I'm going to have to resort to shopping at hippy stores for organic produce if I catch Hepatitis-C from one more piece of dirty mexican produce.

by Jaggo March 22, 2004

cloister fuck

What the priests did to you when you were a little boy.

Dude, you got cloister fucked by Father O'Fucko!

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

gutrot

Pot Liquor, Shine, Moonshine, Hooch, Bootleg whiskey, Likker, alky, booze, Juice, Sauce, Eth, Ocean, XXX, stillwater, hard stuff, fire water, canned heat, White Jesus, spirits, smoke, red-eye, brew, slug, libation, shot, nipples, etc......

Dude, I gotta get off the gutrot before I shit my liver.

by Jaggo March 23, 2004

eth

short for ethanol, slang for booze.

Not to be confused with meth.

Dude, I need some eth on account of i got the DT's and I'm seeing little aliens devour my eyeballs.

by Jaggo March 23, 2004

mini thins

Ephedrine tablets available in any fine truck stop.

See Yellowjackets or Trucker Speed.

Dude, I used to take mini-thins all the time, and then my heart exploded!

by Jaggo March 22, 2004

Tore back

Results from drinking oneself stupid and passing out face first in the sun with no shirt.

I got shithoused down at the nude beach and all I got was this lousy tore back.

by Jaggo March 20, 2004