jacques's definitions

streaker

the friendly employee who cleans your windshield at the gas station

The "streaker" used a very poor technique and left lines all over my windows.

by Jacques February 6, 2004

Quitt

When you're constantly sick and complaining about a variety of things, mainly back pains.

Yo, that muthafucka called me to take his shift, what a fuckin quitt!

by Jacques May 13, 2005

internetfreak

a person who thinks the internet is uber

aaron is a internet freak

by Jacques April 7, 2003

jive turkey

someone who talks a lot of shit, either a complete liar or someone who is so full of shit they think they are telling the truth

1) george bush
2) bill clinton

your local used car salesman is a jive turkey. Anytime someone tells u a car is flawless and then tells u to get the extended warrantee is a jive turkey

by Jacques February 22, 2004

Up Top

Origins unknown. For those living in a state below New York along the eastern seaboard, it refers to New York.

Ant: Yo, Susan when you going back up top?
Susan: I fly into Laguardia tomorrow.

by Jacques February 5, 2005

pimp

a nigga who got ho'z that give him money and get him w/e he wants

a ho go get my cane

by Jacques April 29, 2004

witless bitch

One who finds themself very funny, though no else around them does.

Gina is a witless bitch; she's the only one that laughs at her "jokes".

by Jacques December 23, 2004