jacques's definitions

Quitt

When you're constantly sick and complaining about a variety of things, mainly back pains.

Yo, that muthafucka called me to take his shift, what a fuckin quitt!

by Jacques May 13, 2005

streaker

the friendly employee who cleans your windshield at the gas station

The "streaker" used a very poor technique and left lines all over my windows.

by Jacques February 6, 2004

Pretard

1. any rearded person whose name happens to be Peter
2. Anyone born retarded or just stupid
3. Pre–retarded

1. "Hey, he's pretty stupid." "I know he came out of his mother pretarded."
2. "His name is peter too, ohh then he must be a pretard."

by Jacques March 13, 2005

dummy

a stupid person who has no common sense and no brain at all

John U dummy U

by Jacques February 18, 2003

donk box

A phat ass. An ass that aint all sloppy but is sittin right.

Daaammnn! Look at homegirl in the red, that's a nice lil donk box! That's wassup

by Jacques February 5, 2005

witless bitch

One who finds themself very funny, though no else around them does.

Gina is a witless bitch; she's the only one that laughs at her "jokes".

by Jacques December 23, 2004

internetfreak

a person who thinks the internet is uber

aaron is a internet freak

by Jacques April 7, 2003