Pretard

1. any rearded person whose name happens to be Peter
2. Anyone born retarded or just stupid
3. Pre–retarded

1. "Hey, he's pretty stupid." "I know he came out of his mother pretarded."
2. "His name is peter too, ohh then he must be a pretard."

by Jacques March 14, 2005

RIZLA

Roling paper for lose tabaco or joints.

Comes in big (blue= rise paper) and small (orange and blue).

Orange (in slang called 'red RIZLA') should be accompanied with VanNelle 1/2 or Javaanse Jongens 3/4 tabaco.

"Javaanse Jongens three quarter with red
RIZLA please."

by Jacques December 02, 2003

witless bitch

One who finds themself very funny, though no else around them does.

Gina is a witless bitch; she's the only one that laughs at her "jokes".

by Jacques December 23, 2004

Up Top

Origins unknown. For those living in a state below New York along the eastern seaboard, it refers to New York.

Ant: Yo, Susan when you going back up top?
Susan: I fly into Laguardia tomorrow.

by Jacques February 05, 2005

Quitt

When you're constantly sick and complaining about a variety of things, mainly back pains.

Yo, that muthafucka called me to take his shift, what a fuckin quitt!

by Jacques March 24, 2005

streaker

the friendly employee who cleans your windshield at the gas station

The "streaker" used a very poor technique and left lines all over my windows.

by Jacques February 07, 2004

internetfreak

a person who thinks the internet is uber

aaron is a internet freak

by Jacques April 07, 2003