When an unborn child is destined to be retarded because one or both of the people that will be raising him are both stupid.
by Xenoflame April 20, 2003
Getting drunk by yourself before going to a social function. The social function in question is usually dry or full of people not as drunk as the pretard (not yet, anyway). Pretardation is marked by shame and embarassment often confused with being the life of the party.
Jeff figured there wouldn't be much drinking at his neice's birthday party, so he got pretarded at home.
by Captain Nadwick September 30, 2006
1. Pretard (noun) Any individual whose normal intelligence ratio appears to be dropping at an advanced rate.
2. Pretarded (adj) A descriptive word meaning to exhibit the natures and evidences of one classified as a pretard.
2. Pretarded (adj) A descriptive word meaning to exhibit the natures and evidences of one classified as a pretard.
by Aazhmandius March 21, 2003
My husband is so pretarded! He sits around all day dreaming about flying hydrogen vehicles, instead of bringing home an income.
by Aliza Amihude November 3, 2006
Betting on the Mets to win the World Series is pretarded.
"I going after Republican support for the public option."
"That's pretarded."
Asking your ex-wife on a date is pretarded.
"I going after Republican support for the public option."
"That's pretarded."
Asking your ex-wife on a date is pretarded.
by Dustin Boswell November 7, 2009
by Pretard King December 30, 2004
An idiot who has not progressed to full "retardation". A person who acts stupid but has the capacity to be normal and sane. Almost on the verge of being incapable of running your own life.
Jerry was such a pretard at the game; he wouldn't stop bothering Claire the whole time, asking her inappropriate questions and flashing vulgar hand gestures.
by J. Walt February 12, 2007