jacob's definitions

Boobast

verb - to hit something with ones boobs.

Bob was boobasted the other day by that hooters waitress.

by Jacob August 5, 2003

philosophister

A waitress that works at Waffle House

Hey philosophister, come bring me a drink and eggs.

by Jacob March 15, 2005

rodney moore

porno director
he's the best!!!!!!!!

i love rodney moore films

by jacob March 6, 2005

taco fest

event comprising mostly of women

-opposite of a sausage party

lilith fair was a huge taco fest

by jacob March 23, 2003

Etnies

Horrible Shoes that only posers and girls that no nothing about skateboarding and wear them because they think that makes them "skaters". Well guess what it doesn't.

Poser: DOOD I GOT THESE SWEET ETNIES LAST NIGHT!!!!ONE!!!
Real skateboarder: Etnies are stupid and only posers wear them, besides they're all the same besides the color.

by Jacob January 30, 2005

pmgz

same concept as "pwned."
reall meaning: "omgz"
other way of saying it: "pmg!"
or "pmg!!!1111111"

me: "pmgz! i just killed someone on accident!"
loser: "what does 'pmgz' mean?"
me: "losah."

by Jacob June 17, 2004

Triton Eye

The Triton Eye is a disease caused by being around ugly girls at UCSD too long and your standards for what is attractive is lowered extremely.

9 out of 10 girls in San Diego are hot. But that 10th girl. . .goes to UCSD.

by Jacob May 5, 2005