99 definitions by jacob

Lincoln Continental

The car that is commonly known as the pimp-ride alternative to the cadillac.

"We did it in a rental, lincoln continental"

by jacob May 7, 2004

Certofoed

1. A foolish or stupid person.
2. A person of profound mental retardation having a mental age below three years and generally being unable to learn connected speech or guard against common dangers. The term belongs to a classification system no longer in use and is now considered offensive.

1. My mom did drugs when she was pregnant and now I'm a certofoed.

2. You're such a certofoed

by jacob December 18, 2004

R1-Up

From the popular video game on the "crappy" PS2 console, Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. (PC VERSION IS BETTER).
The buttons R1 and up call your gang members to kill you fo's!

Go to a store adn find a black guy in green. Yell at him, "R1 UP" and then a simple , "BITCH!".

by jacob December 18, 2004

sleep

The closest way to experience death without actually dying. Seemingly nothing exists while you are asleep, except when you dream.

I dont even remember when I fell asleep. I just all of the sudden woke up and its morning.

by jacob February 25, 2006

u

An abbreviation for the word "you" which is easier to type especially if you are text messaging over a mobile device

wut up w/ u?

by jacob November 12, 2003

philosophister

A waitress that works at Waffle House

Hey philosophister, come bring me a drink and eggs.

by jacob March 15, 2005

getting my jesus on

to pray or go to church.

I was trying to get my jesus on when i suddenly noticed that the priest had man boobs

by jacob June 25, 2004